Rumor is that Ollie was seconds away from signing a contract with the Lakers but Jim Buss balked at KO's insistence that the team add a grinning, googly eyed nutsack to the uniforms for mojo purposes. Expect Warde to cave on the issue. A rep for the AAC who refused to be named said they'll let KO dress the end of our bench in full testiculo costumes if we promise not to go anywhere for a few years. Mick Cronin is jealous. Ollie is staying put. Everything is copacetic.