Kelly Faris Speaks

[meyers7]

Join this chorus:
Kelly Faris CLAP CLAP*!
Kelly Faris CLAP CLAP!
Kelly Faris CLAP CLAP!
Kelly Faris CLAP CLAP!
*Hopefully you realize that that CLAP CLAP motion is the one you make with your hands and the words CLAP are actually not said aloud. This combination of clapping motion and chanting these words (Kelly Faris) is guaranteed to cure your affliction only if done on consecutive rainy days. Start today and hope it rains tomorrow because you need a cure badly.

I believe that should be
Kel-ly Far-is Clap, clap, clap clap clap.

 

[JavaMan]

John Altavilla ‏@jaltavilla 44 minutes ago
According to @wnba the @connecticutsun have cut Alyssia Brewer to get down to the final 12

John Altavilla ‏@jaltavilla 40 minutes ago
So, the @connecticutsun: Bentley, Bone, Faris, Gray, Little, Orekhova, Pedersen, Stricklen, AThomas, JThomas, Williams and Ogwumike

 

[RockyMTblue2]

I believe that should be
Kel-ly Far-is Clap, clap, clap clap clap.

Be better with 4 claps and repeat IMHO.

 

[CocoHusky]

Be better with 4 claps and repeat IMHO.

True, but this poster is so far off base they are probably rhythmically challenged not sure they could handle 4 claps.

 

[ocoandasoc]

But watch the waiver wire until Friday...

 

[meyers7]

Be better with 4 claps and repeat IMHO.

It's 5, but you can repeat it as many times as you want. Or until the people around you give you the stink eye.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

It's 5, but you can repeat it as many times as you want. Or until the people around you give you the stink eye.

Damn! You,re right. I can't dance either.

 

[Aluminny69]

 

[meyers7]

Damn! You,re right. I can't dance either.

Something like this?

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Something like this?

Slightly better than "The Elaine"... but not by much.