OT: Kelis to Attend UConn Games This Year?

[nomar]

I dial up AOL just like everyone else.

For like 15 years my parents thought the AOL homepage was the entire internet.

 

[willie99]

Cool

 

[HuskyHawk]

I have no idea what you're asking? Pacino isn't disputing it, it's his baby.

Of course he isn't. But he's 83, odds are very much against it.

 

[superjohn]

Of course he isn't. But he's 83, odds are very much against it.

Ok, this is getting weird. Of course it's his kid.

 

[HooperScooper]

She's 43 and dudes on this forum "I'm too old to know who this is" lmao how'd you boys figure out how to turn on the internet?

What's the internet?

 

[Waquoit]

Evelyn "Champagne" King > Kelis

 

[Umami Zen]

Evelyn "Champagne" King > Kelis

Shame>> Milkshake

 

[alphasigko]

Famous R&B singer from the early 2000's, her big hit was milkshake which was huge on MTV and the radio. Used to be married to Nas.

Nas? Who Dat?

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

I have no idea what you're asking? Pacino isn't disputing it, it's his baby.

In fairness, he did dispute it until she took a paternity test.

 

[temery]

For like 15 years my parents thought the AOL homepage was the entire internet.

It pretty much was.

 

[temery]

to the 'yard.

 

[formerlurker]

 

[willie99]

For like 15 years my parents thought the AOL homepage was the entire internet.

Wait, there's something more?

 

[CL82]

For like 15 years my parents thought the AOL homepage was the entire internet.

For them, it was.

 

[prankster]

She is actually the perfect age for him.

The rule of thumb is: Half your age plus 7.

It works for every age. Do the math!

 

[king conn]

Does Bill Murray have the UConn mojo, or did UConn have the Bill Murray mojo?

 

[NEforceUConn]

Creepy

 

[Deleted at users request]

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Her Instagram, three days ago.

This is how she looks nowadays? Wow. Go Bill.

 

[Deleted at users request]

Doubt the players have any idea who she is, her peak was in the early 2000s before most of these guys were even born

Eh, if the players heard of Nas they probably heard of Kelis. Milkshake is one of those songs everybody knows.

 

[Deleted at users request]

Bill Murray, Aaron Jones, now a Kelis affiliation? Feel like UConn is becoming celebrities’ favorite school.

Hurley turning Storrs, CT into the Hollywood of the East.

 

[navery12]

Eh, if the players heard of Nas they probably heard of Kelis. Milkshake is one of those songs everybody knows.

The song, sure. I'm 10 years older than the current players, have sung along to that song hundreds of times, and until a week ago couldn't have told you that was a Kelis song

 

[August_West]

Of course he isn't. But he's 83, odds are very much against it.

What?


By the way Robert DeNiro (79) has a newborn too.

 

[HuskyHawk]

What?


By the way Robert DeNiro (79) has a newborn too.

Fine, but it's incredibly rare. Male fertility declines, but not to zero like female fertility. By that age, the odds are pretty strongly against it. But good for them I guess.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

What?


By the way Robert DeNiro (79) has a newborn too.

Are you planning on the future A-Dub?

I'm thinking about twenty five years from now, at the same time your newborn first becomes a mother, you may become a father again giving your new grandchild someone to grow up with.

 

[storrsroars]

Fine, but it's incredibly rare. Male fertility declines, but not to zero like female fertility. By that age, the odds are pretty strongly against it. But good for them I guess.

Maca root.

 

[Horatio]

This is how she looks nowadays? Wow. Go Bill.

She’s actually a well rounded person. She owns and runs a farm, she’s a Chef, she makes and sells cooking products, and still performs. I’ve been following her for a year now. This will be entertaining if she’s still dating Bill during our basketball season.

 

[CL82]

She is actually the perfect age for him.

The rule of thumb is: Half your age plus 7.

It works for every age. Do the math!

I feel a little guilty for doing the math and thinking hmmmm.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

I feel a little guilty for doing the math and thinking hmmmm.

Did you land on "in her late 30's"?

 

[HooperScooper]

I feel a little guilty for doing the math and thinking hmmmm.

Me after doing the same.

 

[Mr. French]

I feel a little guilty for doing the math and thinking hmmmm.

27 works for me...