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[DisabledVet]

I have entered into the transfer portal. 5’9”, 180, 62 years of age. Above average shooting from outside the arc. Reknowned for my matador defense. Can’t jump over a dime; spaghetti meniscus in the right knee. Good in the room. Accepting offers.

 

[Austin316]

Breaking: Cincinnati Bearcats have offered “spaghetti knees” @IllinoisHuskie

 

[HuskyBoi]

but can you drink enough water tho

 

[JohnFSilver]

I have entered into the transfer portal. 5’9”, 180, 62 years of age. Above average shooting from outside the arc. Reknowned for my matador defense. Can’t jump over a dime; spaghetti meniscus in the right knee. Good in the room. Accepting offers.

5-11, shooter past his prime here. Can't play, but brings excellent leadership qualities and can do everyone's homework.

 

[nelsonmuntz]

6'3, weight undisclosed, age undisclosed, backup center. I am not a 3 or D player. Best skill: trash talking.

Will provide Venmo account to interested parties.

 

[DisabledVet]

but can you drink enough water tho

I can drink like a fish but prefer barley pops.

 

[UCSouth]

6'7" 255, good for 5 hard fouls a game. Who do you need me to take out?

 

[SeattleHoop]

6'7" 255, good for 5 hard fouls a game. Who do you need me to take out?

Theo John. Go at it, I’m rooting for ya

 

[UCTitleTown]

I have entered into the transfer portal. 5’9”, 180, 62 years of age. Above average shooting from outside the arc. Reknowned for my matador defense. Can’t jump over a dime; spaghetti meniscus in the right knee. Good in the room. Accepting offers.

The problem is that your prostate entered 10 years ago.

 

[Brettloaf]

5'7 310 Lbs Guard/Center. My game has been called a cross between Sim Bhullar and DJ Augustin. I would have slotted in nicely on this years team as a stretch 2 to be behind the arc.

 

[temery]

5'7 310 Lbs Guard/Center. My game has been called a cross between Sim Bhullar and DJ Augustin. I would have slotted in nicely on this years team as a stretch 2 to be behind the arc.

Id bet you could set a nice screen.

 

[HuskyHawk]

Id bet you could set a nice screen.

He'd really take out some knees I imagine.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

Note: That fee includes no nudity or sex. You're welcome.

How much does the nudity and sex plan cost?

 

[FairView]

How much does the nudity and sex plan cost?

A lifetime of sleepless nights wishing you could unsee the nudity and sex.

 

[ZenConn]

For those declared on this thread, I'd say you guys are a perfect fit for Illinoi$, L$U, UK or Zona.

 

[RichZ]

Does your post grad transfer year have to come in the same century as your graduation?

 

[August_West]

Does your post grad transfer year have to come in the same century as your graduation?

I think you're two centuries behind, but you took a redshirt.

 

[WhereistheDove?]

A lifetime of sleepless nights wishing you could unsee the nudity and sex.

I thought that was marriage...

 

[elmcityboy]

6'1", 185 lbs., 29 years old. kind of a "garbage man" in that my game is kind of garbage, man. all 4 years of eligibility remaining.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

Note: That fee includes no nudity or sex.

Because those things don't exist in Tom's life.

 

[Chasm64]

A lifetime of sleepless nights wishing you could unsee the nudity and sex.

For the sex part the charge is only for one

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

How much does the nudity and sex plan cost?

$6.95

 

[AD DB Burner]

$69.69

Fixed it for ya

 

[temery]

Because those things don't exist in Tom's life.

'Keep it up and I'll send you pictures at dinner time.

 

[StllH8L8ner]

6'4" and into fitness.

 

[uchusky32]

This has to be the most transfers in Yard history. @temery Terrible coach.

 

[David 76]

Do any of you have YouTube videos we can view. Maybe playing Kenya?

 

[FlippinCrazy!]

All u guys could probably play at umass

 

[Mister P]

@IllinoisHuskie
Thanks for the entertaining thread. Perfect timing after last weeks lost and the many threads and opinions on what Hurley and the players should/shouldn’t be doing.

Funny replies by everyone.

 

[Mr. Wonderful]

'Keep it up and I'll send you pictures at dinner time.

You'll not hear another word out of me sir.