Johnnies Haiku

[RedDog]

Rematch with St. John's.
UConn should exploit St. John's
lateral quickness.

 

[storrsroars]

The 'red' in Red Storm
Is their bloody entrails left
On MSG's floor

Like a moose on the
Itidarod trail, Johnnies
Are gutted alive.

 

[bmayuc]

Pitino Melting
On Court and at Restaurants
Quick Twenty Seconds

 

[drayenob]

Big East Tournament
Madison Square Garden Ours
Suck it St Johnnies

 

[Vancat]

Johnnies can be heard:
"Hey we need a bigger boat!"
Bite their heads off, Cam.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

It's really our home
Madison Square Garden is
AKA Storrs South

Flushing, Jackson Heights
Even Elmhurst is better
Than Jamaica Queens

Pitino's a fake
Deepster is no longer Judge
Huskies roll again

More free range Mojo
An early evening win
Step two on our quest

 

[Stinger92860]

No cocaine tonight

Huskies rule with all their might

Rick cries a river

 

[B1GEast]

Stop, drop, shut 'em down
open up shop, Oh, no, that's
how Ruff Ryders roll

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Proof my wife is great:
I have the house to myself
from 5 until 8.

 

[Kolumbo]

Welcome to our house!
A, C, N, R, 7, bus
metro north, uber

walk, run, or rickshaw
Gets me to the church on time
Modern Love of hoops

The Mecca Awaits
Another March Champion
Huskies pull the sled!

 

[huskyjawz]

It's really our home
Madison Square Garden is
AKA Storrs South

Flushing, Jackson Heights
Even Elmhurst is better
Than Jamaica Queens

Pitino's a fake
Deepster is no longer Judge
Huskies roll again

More free range Mojo
An early evening win
Step two on our quest

Great work Fairfield friend
But four stanzas is too much
Line eleven's short

 

[huskyjawz]

Four game marathon
Yesterday was tough, Two not
As. Finals we go!

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Great work Fairfield friend
But four stanzas is too much
Line eleven's short

The word E ven ing
If enunciated right
Makes the haiku work

 

[John]

uconn is going
to bend rick over a big
restaurant table

 

[6in25]

Basketball Mecca
It's AKA is Storrs South
A Five-Thirty start

The dogs, still hungry
So much unfinished business
Johnnie's, step aside

 

[Bomber36]

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Johnnies can be heard:
"Hey we need a bigger boat!"
Bite their heads off, Cam.

Awesome!

 

[QuickDraw]

Hurley wants it all
opponent is no matter
freight train keeps rolling

 

[huskyjawz]

The word E ven ing
If enunciated right
Makes the haiku work

Poetic license
Nice recovery. Johnnies
Won't be so lucky

 

[Samoo]

No Mullen tonight
Artest will not rescue them
Life sucks for johnies

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Poetic license
Nice recovery. Johnnies
Won't be so lucky

In complete candor
I did debate syllables
Assigned to that word

 

[Bomber36]

Awesome!

@storrsroars what problem could you possibly have with that haiku?

 

[FfldCntyFan]

@storrsroars what problem could you possibly have with that haiku?

Our haiku prefects
May discourage responses
In non haiku form

 

[storrsroars]

@storrsroars what problem could you possibly have with that haiku?

Now TWO infractions...
Issue not with their haiku,
It's your non-haikus!

If you must comment
On someone's haiku, then do
It five-seven-five.

 

[storrsroars]

lol…didn’t even notice. You win!

JHC! That's three!
You're going to sink mojo
Single-handedly.

 

[Bomber36]

I didn’t get it
call me an f ing newbie
keep mojo going

 

[Bomber36]

I hope I repaired
the think I stupidly tried
to mess up bigly

 

[Chosen]

Night two has arrived
Fans will root for the home team
But we win tonight

 

[Doctor Hoop]

St. John's fans will wail
Though not with enthusiasm,
Rather with despair

Tails between their legs
Shuff-ling out, tearful, red-faced
Their team embarrassed

 

[xclamations]

Godfather part 3
Huskies weather the storm, bet
tournament form next

 

[DALTX]

Not in Queens today
"It's Tricky" for Red Ricky
Six without Covid