Jalen Carey Haiku

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Man-to-man defense
equals NBA-ready
Learn from a point guard

 

[EastCoast2]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

 

[Doginaus]

The place to succeed,
And add to N C banners,
No place but UCONN.

 

[Tommyboy]

No Nose Picking Folks
Championships Matter here
Four greater than one

 

[QDOG5]

Jalen Carey yes
UConn Huskies for you now
Point or two both work

 

[Stainmaster]

We are doing these
for potential commits now?
Oy. Oy freakin' vey.

 

[UCDaveD]

I, Jalen Carey
Pledge all my love to UConn
Die Syracuse, die

 

[Stainmaster]

The "Blaze" strategy
is currently one for two.
Will it still hold up?

 

[Kitaman]

I, Jalen Carey
Saw a site called the Boneyard
It gave me the creeps

 

[Tenspro2002]

Have to nail this pitch
Tell him what he needs to hear
Need highly-rank'd studs

 

[AdamaNation]

1999
2004 yet again
11 14

Drop

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator

Sometimes they make sense
Re-read the one above yours
for a case in point

 

[intlzncster]

We are doing these
for potential commits now?
Oy. Oy freakin' vey.

Whatever works brah
Millenial complaining
Mojo conquers all

 

[Chief00]

The "Blaze" strategy
is currently one for two.
Will it still hold up?

We got two my friend Post Blaze - Sid and then Akinjo. Two in three weeks isn't bad and is what I predicted for Sept. Carey likely won't decide until October but may move it up.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Commit young Carey
Charlie V still has no pubes
Boeheim picks his nose

Come to UConn son
4 is WAY better than 1
Bring us number 5

 

[David 76]

Which school should I choose?

The one that is full of grit.

Ask Ray, Bazz or Rip.

 

[80shusky]

Roasted beets are good
Four beets are better than one
Eat four and not one

 

[AdamaNation]

Chris shef Ollie moore
Lid liek will price Kemba bazz
boat jalen jalen

 

[Leebo]

犬に来て
オレンジは嫌
冷蔵庫

 

[UConnErik]

Suit up with Buddy?
Or Akinjo and Sidney?
Are you serious?