when i first saw the title, i immediately thought 'beer' cuz around southeast New England, youse all are a bunch of alky's, and the national data proves it. but then i thought, 'nah, a beverage wasn't going to be it.'
reading the story shows that a beverage was it, to them,
but they be mo-rons when initially, they wouldn't use the phrase 'white birch beer' even tho we all call it 'white birch beer,' or 'birch beer' for short.
later on in the article, we finally find 'The soda, better known as birch beer'
so, forget them, too.
not a big soda drinker (there's really nothing wrong with normal sugar soda, just don't live on it), but my pantry always has my 3 favs stocked:
caffeine free Pepsi, ginger ale, and white birch beer. i eat a lot of pizza.
sometimes, in the spring when the sap is running, i collect birch sap, boil it down a bit, and add it and a touch of sugar, to fizzy water. tasty. refreshing. i bet that it has some health benefits, too. i know that pizza does, cuz it sure makes me happy.