is it too late to bring back some haiku mojo?

[huskiesNhoos]

Bazz is not kemba
But he's got more to lean on
The result's the same

 

[Migs]

We've got all we need
He's Senhor Testiculo
Engage sack attack

 

[JCSuperstar]

Tournament at last
DeAndre reawakens
Huskies play with poise

 

[Scot-e]

One diss then another
Time for us to start WINNING!
We are so DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CTMike]

Balls, onions, scrotum,
Nuts, Senhor Testiculo.
Sack up for a win.

 

[intlzncster]

Senhor is hairy
but happy and fun. Huskies
are hairy too. Win.

 

[intlzncster]

Round balls ginormous,
Senhor Testiculo rolls,
Conn win guaranteed.

 

[tykurez]

St. Joes going down
Advance, ye' Connecticut
Dos testiculos

 

[CTBasketball]

Much ready, so ready,
Wow such trouble we are,
So scare, much wow, wow.

 

[Migs]

Bazz, Boat and the Balls
Tired hawks fall from the threes
Stay hairy my friends

 

[Brochacho]

Our Huskies have big balls
The Hawks do not have the same
Nor do they have Shabazz

 

[junglehusky]

Brochaco must learn
rules of haiku for mojo:
Five, seven, five bro!

 

[intlzncster]

Senhor T on our
shoulders. Hawks fall easily
Like nuts from a tree

 

[intlzncster]

Massive balls we do
carry, like fruit on a tree
we drop on Hawks heads.

 

[intlzncster]

Testiculo rides
'Or the court with abandon
gloriously husky.

 

[intlzncster]

Testiculo hides
Behind the basket smartly
to block St Joe's shots.

 

[junglehusky]

Like in 99
Huskies gonna shock the world
Ollie, Bumaye!

 

[tykurez]

Testiculo rides
All afternoon and all night
Psst, that's what she said

 

[Brochacho]

Brochaco must learn
rules of haiku for mojo:
Five, seven, five bro!

Knew I screwed something up
Counting was never my thing, but I
Can count 99, 04, 11

( mojo fixed?)

 

[Dove]

Bad to the balls!]
B-B-B-B-B-B-Bad...
Bad to the Balls !!

 

[tykurez]

Oh Brochacho bro
Haiku? Maybe not your thing
Fear not, ball don't lie

 

[EdgewoodNHV]

How long we waited
To be back where we belong
Legacies start now.

 

[huskyjawz]

I'm new to Haiku
Huskies make Phil's grandson cry
First try, how'd I do?

 

[intlzncster]

For you Brochacho
Mojo is still broken, but
Senhor is still strong.

 

[tykurez]

Amida Brimah
The rebound, put back, and one
Unlikely hero