IOWA haiku

[RichZ]

IOWA Hawkeyes
will get Hurleyfied tonight
like the cuse last night

More chest bumps coming
after we crush Iowa
in 2K final

 

[Vancat]

OK let's be sure
to wipe the juice off the floor
from last night's big squeeze

 

[Dove]

Iowa is full
of cob-gobbling losers.
Our Cobb feasts tonight.

 

[Dove]

Tonight we eat corn!
So much a coma is had.
UcannUconn laughs.

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

Corn is a tracer.
Sure evidence of our feast.
Bad times flushed away.

 

[elmcityboy]

huskers will get husked
oh wait, is that nebraska?
same difference, really

 

[elmcityboy]

hurley is pumped up
no iowa fans to get shushed
fran needs a chest bump

 

[elmcityboy]

56 from three
might be unsustainable
or we might drain more

 

[CAHUSKY]

Here is what I know
Football coach is UConn grad
I got nothing else

Fran McCaffery
What a girly fricken name
We can't lose to him

Last Iowa game
The 99 Sweet 16
Same result tonight!

Have to find a way
to include Charlies non pubes
Ah, there! I did it.

 

[RichZ]

Huskies MASH Hawkeyes
There may be a pun in there.
But we will win big

 

[DALTX]

Iowa dish: cob
UConn dish to Eric Cobb
Huskies are hungry

 

[ZenConn]

Old Iowa Team
Is Jess Settles still playing?
No matter, we win!

 

[nomar]

High hopes for tonight
Have been dashed by our bad play
Just burn the game tape