If Calhoun coached..................

[August_West]

USA Soccer, they have back to back to back world cups?

Amirite?

 

[August_West]

Who would win in a fight Calhoun or God?




























Trick question.
Calhoun IS god.

 

[August_West]

How many Touchdowns would Calhoun score against Mike Ditka's Chicago Bears?


Over under is 11 TD's.

 

[husky99]

How many rounds would a 21 year old mike Tyson last in the ring with calhoun?

 

[XLCenterFan]

USA Soccer, they have back to back to back world cups?

Amirite?

Normally you are right. Here you are wrong.

 

[August_West]

How many rounds would a 21 year old mike Tyson last in the ring with calhoun?

Well if it is 10 count then my answer is JC wins in 11 seconds , first round KO

 

[jake14mw]

USA Soccer, they have back to back to back world cups?

Amirite?

Definitely! You just need to yell at guys enough to turn them into great players!

 

[BGesus4]

Could Calhoun microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn’t eat it?

 

[husky99]

Well if it is 10 count then my answer is JC wins in 11 seconds , first round

One or two hits and Tyson would go down

 

[willie99]

Calhoun is the GOAT, everything else is subjective

The Maker of Men

He is UConn, until I declare otherwise

 

[GotNets?]

What does Chuck Norris’ face look like after colliding with Calhoun’s rings? Discuss among yourselves

 

[uconnblueinky]

What would a Klondike bar do for a Calhoun ?

 

[coachn]

How long would some of these players stay on the floor if Calhoun was coaching?
The coaches have lost this team because there are no repercussions for mistakes.
Just use the bench for discipline. We have a bench use it.

 

[HuskyFich]

In a museum, Calhoun is allowed to touch the art.

He is, the most interesting man in the world.

 

[tcf15]

How long would some of these players stay on the floor if Calhoun was coaching?
The coaches have lost this team because there are no repercussions for mistakes.
Just use the bench for discipline. We have a bench use it.

100%

 

[Huskybass]

The most interesting man in the world wishes he was Jim Calhoun.

 

[Mister P]

Sliced bread looks up to Jim Calhoun

 

[husky429]

How long would some of these players stay on the floor if Calhoun was coaching?
The coaches have lost this team because there are no repercussions for mistakes.
Just use the bench for discipline. We have a bench use it.

I think you may have missed the point of the post, big guy.

 

[Austin316]

If Calhoun coached my sons basketball team my son would work concession stand.










And I’m ok with that.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

How many rounds would a 21 year old mike Tyson last in the ring with calhoun?

All joking aside, when JC was younger, working cutting granite for headstones and digging graves, few people who weren't professional fighters would have stood a chance against him.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

How long would some of these players stay on the floor if Calhoun was coaching?

Just use the bench for discipline. We have a bench use it.

"Hit him you mofo..."

 

[Hi-Low]

King Kong ain't got nothin on JC

 

[husky429]

If Calhoun coached my sons basketball team my son would work concession stand.










And I’m ok with that.

I would love to see Calhoun coach a 4th-grade basketball team. Kid airballs an ill-advised 3?

"Get the &$^* off the court stupid mother #$^$er!!!"

 

[Austin316]

I would love to see Calhoun coach a 4th-grade basketball team. Kid airballs an ill-advised 3?

"Get the &$^* off the court stupid mother #$^$er!!!"

Kid starts crying on the bench. Gets replaced by kid in goggles that has no place on the court.

 

[phillionaire]

Coach Calhoun vs a hurricane, who would win? Keep in mind, the name of the hurricane is Hurricane Calhoun.

 

[husky429]

Kid starts crying on the bench. Gets replaced by kid in goggles that has no place on the court.

Hey man, I coached a kid who wore sport goggles through 10th-grade and is now playing D1. Sport goggles are a secret weapon for a certain kind of player.

 

[YearoftheHusky]

Calhoun once took a trip to the Virgin Islands. Ever since then they’ve just been referred to as The Islands.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

saw jimmy at the Tour that time he pulled off the road, and slapped baseball cards and clothespins to his ride, peeled out, then blew past armstrong. everybody heard him say 'up yours' to lance.

he won by 50 lengths.

 

[August_West]

Hey man, I coached a kid who wore sport goggles through 10th-grade and is now playing D1. Sport goggles are a secret weapon for a certain kind of player.

I prefer the Kurt Rambis look

 

[Icehawk]

Definitely! You just need to yell at guys enough to turn them into great players!

If only, then Ewing would be the next in line for the throne