OT: Idioms

[RockyMTblue2]

Dumb as a doorknob
Not the brightest bulb in the box
Two sandwiches short of a picnic
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

 

[RockyMTblue2]

Has this one entered the lexicon, I use it all the time: Be the ball Danny.

 

[RSHERMVIKES]

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!

 

[ShmiCO]

Variety is the spice of life.

I learned so much from this one. When my mom first said this to me I thought she was talking about food.😃 (I was a small child at the time.) But she meant people. She'd bring me along when she helped disabled and elderly folks When I'd ask my mom about age, disability and all the other differences I noticed, she'd say "variety is the spice of life." The deaf women teaching me signs in the back seat on the way to appointments, the blind man who showed me how he navigated around his home. It changed people's differences from scary to interesting.

 

[Boreifs]

Ich habe die Nase voll
Alles hat ein Ende; nur die Wurst hat zwei

 

[Viet Vet]

That dog don’t hunt.

 

[Skeets]

Ich habe die Nase voll
Alles hat ein Ende; nur die Wurst hat zwei

What the dickens you say? (Jed Clampet)

 

[Storrsbred]

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!

And government work.

 

[KnightBridgeAZ]

Close only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades!

"and Atom Bombs" was common when I was younger. Of course I grew up in "close" proximity to NYC.

 

[KnightBridgeAZ]

What the dickens you say? (Jed Clampet)

The 2nd translates roughly as Everything has an end, only (or maybe "but") the sausage has two. What exactly it means is beyond me, but my extremely ancient limited German only takes me that far.

The first one I can't get beyond I have the .....