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Cmon . Do I really have to use more than that? That thing looks loaded to me . I can't sleep thinking about today.

What do you think?
Before every game, Augie has to eat a turkey sandwich. With lots of ketchup. So much ketchup, it squirts out the sides and back of the sandwich and he feels like he’s drowning in it.

When Jalen was faced with a 60' shot to save our season, did he ask whether he could move closer for an easier three-point shot?
 

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What do you think?


When Jalen was faced with a 60' shot to save our season, did he ask whether he could move closer for an easier three-point shot?

'in lawyers always referencing contracts .

Why don't you bring a stenographer over here and take my mojo deposition.
 

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Cmon . Do I really have to use more than that? That thing looks loaded to me . I can't sleep thinking about today.

The sentence was pretty clear on the amount. It needs to be enough to squirt out the back and sides. You need to feel like you're drowning in it.

You should be glad you're not being "ketchupboarded".

Now shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie. With more ketchup.
 
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I don't hate turkey or ketchup, but to be honest, this is the worst sandwich I've ever eaten. Still worth it if we win.
There's mustard in it!
 

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There's mustard in it!
Indeed. Cheese, lettuce, pickles as well. Wasn't sure if ketchup and turkey just needed to be included, or be the only two ingredients.
 
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Indeed. Cheese, lettuce, pickles as well. Wasn't sure if ketchup and turkey just needed to be included, or be the only two ingredients.
Mustard (and maybe cheese) wouldn't help in flavor. Probably why it was the worst sandwich you ever ate.
 

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Just scarfed down my sandwich quickly enough to have finished before tipoff.

Toasted on a Kaiser roll, turkey, ketchup and (I hope this was allowed) provolone cheese.
 
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