I’m sick of being a bridesmaid

[Chin Diesel]

How about we wait and see what actually transpires instead of jumping off the bridge before we know for sure.

Do you even Boneyard???

 

[Purple Stein]

Don’t they know that we invented the wiffle ball and that we have the Pez museum.

Not to mention the Whalers.

 

[giddyup]

We are 10-1 in Final Four games.

Umm we have 5 Nattys in 25 years and are the most dominant program by miles..but let’s go get Utah. Im mean are you frigging kidding me? Highest HHI, 32nd best market situation next to NY and Boston, top 25 school. The folks running these schools need to get some basic business lessons down at their local business school. Utter clowns.

 

[Purple Stein]

Umm we have 5 Nattys in 25 years and are the most dominant program by miles..but let’s go get Utah. Im mean are you frogging kidding me? The folks running these schools need to get some basic business

 

[giddyup]

Fixed it. But probably better unfixed.

 

[CCSU97]

I think we’ve vastly underrated the irrelevance of the state of Connecticut on a national level. I don’t think anyone cares about the state of Connecticuts flagship, and whether it’s in a proper league. Other more relevant states get priority.

100%

 

[LoyalFanCT]

CBS reported Should the Big 12 be unable to acquire Arizona (its primary target), Arizona State and/or Utah, the conference may turn its focus to UConn as a top Group of Five option due to its stellar basketball program, sources previously told CBS Sports.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

CBS reported Should the Big 12 be unable to acquire Arizona (its primary target), Arizona State and/or Utah, the conference may turn its focus to UConn as a top Group of Five option due to its stellar basketball program, sources previously told CBS Sports.

Wow. I think this is the first time during this ordeal that they acknowledged our existence.

 

[ninety-nine]

Every episode of Conference Realignment Island ends the same way as every episode of Gilligan's Island did: the plan to get off the island fizzles out somehow, and we remain stranded. Basically, we're caught in a spiritual reboot of a cheap '60s sitcom.

"Now, this is the tale of our castaways. They're here for a long, long time. They'll have to make the best of things; it's an uphill climb..."