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Hoya game day haiku

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I am hung over
And I'm sore from snowboarding
Couch day with UConn
Where were you boarding?
I was skiing at Mount Snow
Now in recliner
I don't have to pay
For lift tickets to have aches
And pains all over.

Can no longer ski
Due to bad knees. But the slopes
Here suck anyway.

I imagine that
Your pains will also be salved
With a UConn win.

My own pain requires
Something more than that, like a
Tumbler of whisky.
 

8893

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I don't have to pay
For lift tickets to have aches
And pains all over.

Can no longer ski
Due to bad knees. But the slopes
Here suck anyway.

I imagine that
Your pains will also be salved
With a UConn win.

My own pain requires
Something more than that, like a
Tumbler of whisky.
Epic Pass for me
Guarantees season of pain
And joy; like Huskies
 

ClifSpliffy

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hey there, georgy girls.
dream of someone else to be,
ur not the Huskies.

hey there, georgy girls.
u can't always run away.
chase you down, today.

don't be so scared of
changing and rearranging
yourself. it's time to

jump down from the shelf.
hey there, georgy girls, why do
cool kids pass you by?

 

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