Holy Sunday Florida Game Haiku

[Dove]

Early game today.
People think the Gators win?
I say, what a croc!!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Hey Todd, what's Golden?
Rings. Not one ring, but two rings.
Soon -- another one.

 

[Deepster]

Five more wins to go
When will you start to believe?
Back to back to back

 

[Husky Alien]

Here we go on edge
Huskies gators in a fight
One game at a time

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed
Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed

 

[storrsroars]

A thread was started
An hour before this one. With
A better title.

 

[mussels]

two thousand fourteen
one seed gaters whooped by dogs
history repeats

 

[huskyjawz]

What the blank happened
To boneyard I used to know
Where's spirit where's guts?

Ooh we're afraid; we're
Afraid we lose to Flor-da.
Nothing is over

Until Danny says
It is! Now who is with me?
Flor-da is finished!

This will re-qui-re
Unbelievable shooting,
And a great defense

Need to go all out,
We've just the team to do it.
Let's win it Huskies!

 

[Waquoit]

Scotty Wilbekin
Is not walking through that door
Huskies win anyway

 

[huskyjawz]

Scotty Wilbekin
Is not walking through that door
Huskies win anyway

The Third line is six
Not good haiku for mojo
Still won't stop Huskies

 

[RedDog]

Today the Gators
Are like most Floridians.
They come back retired.

 

[B1GEast]

March is Never kind
When Dan Hurley's team arrives
Gators can't escape

 

[6in25]

Today the Huskies
Get out the boats and rifles,
Go Gator hunting

 

[DALTX]

If you ever go
Back in the Raleigh Swamp, well
Huskies chomp Gators

 

[Son of Robert]

I say we got this
tough game for sure but we'll win
UConn levels up

 

[BostonHusky3]

One seed gators can
Chomp chomp chomp, but huskies know
How to win win win

 

[Ewekon]

Early game today.
People think the Gators win?
I say, what a croc!!

Whose jaws will lock up
On Florida Gators' neck?
Jonathan's! Bow wow

 

[Ewekon]

Samson has most wins.
What's 5 more between dog friends?
Triple digits WOW

 

[Alum86]

Sooner or later
We’d have to play the Gators
Mud slosh in waders

 

[Alum86]

Win streak on the line
You can trust that we’ll be fine
Not them, us by 9.

 

[jayteeman]

Dogs are in the house
Perhaps this start time will be
Best for a good meal

 

[OkaForPrez]

First haiku of year
Reserved for the right moment.
Release the huskies.

 

[JungleLobo]

Florida is tough
Boneyard has a new meltdown
AK buzzer beat

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I'm glad to see that
Haiku mojo is embraced
By you maniacs

Two Haiku threads? Wow.
It doesn't get much better
We can't help but win

So mush on, Huskies
Orange is the new failure
Must make them see Blue

 

[Ctedgeman]

Hooked up with a girl
In her U of F dorm room
Roommate heard it all

What does it all mean?
I cannot say, I just know
The gators go down

 

[Alum86]

If not for the drought
It would be the Gators out
This there is no doubt