Here we go: Official Gonzaga haiku thread

[Ewekon]

Well I just can't sleep
Gone zaga looms. Mark my words.
Few minutes left. Bye.

 

[QuickDraw]

we bounce the bulldogs
the drive for five stays alive
survive and advance

 

[Dove]

Stress level risin'.
Long day to just meditate
Awaiting a win.

The goal, Final Four.
And just like four times before,
Number five awaits.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Antidisestab
lishmentarianism
Or orthodoxy

 

[drayenob]

Hurley over Few
UConn over Gonzaga
Huskies over Zags

 

[Jorgensen]

Out of con-frence game?
Gonzaga has zero chance.
10+ win again.

Just like Oregon,
Iowa State, Florida,
Oklahoma state,

Iona, Bama,
Arkansas, and St. Mary’s.
Dan Hurley is him.

 

[dingaling]

Hawkins leads the charge
Andre Jackson soars and swats
UConn Final Four

 

[ninety-nine]

Two dogs walk into
a bar. The bulldog passes
out on its fourth drink.

 

[WrenchFan69]

Drunk driving scumbag
Bout to lose to the top Dogs
'99 Repeat

 

[CONN78SEJ]

Dookie V
Likes UConn tonight
On TV
Bilas already
Got in
With his call
Last week
On ESPN

 

[David 76]

Gonzaga bashin
Bulldog trashin On we go.
Huskies: final four

 

[mussels]

It’s dog eat dog world
but do Huskies eat Bulldogs
just go ask Butler

 

[Umami Zen]

Adama Nation
Move the ball-Shot creation
Hawk-Trey sensation.

Take it to the Zags
Huskies just win-Never brags
Houston?? No red flags.

 

[Malamute]

Timme, great player
Rest of Zags outstanding too
Don’t care, UConn wins.

 

[mussels]

Stress level risin'.
Long day to just meditate
Awaiting a win.

The goal, Final Four.
And just like four times before,
Number five awaits.

Counting important
In haiku and final fours
we have five not four

 

[XLCenterFan]

We all remember
just how far we had fallen.
It's a fact. We're back.

 

[OkaForPrez]

There’s only one thing
Left to do now. Yeah? What’s that?
Win the whole damn thing.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.
Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.
Doomed doomed doomed doomed doomed.

 

[huskyjawz]

First thing in my head
Today; it was the Ramones
Come and sing along:

Little Timme boy
Bein' pushed around. Little
Timme boy, Little

Timme boy bein'
pushed around. Today the Zags,
Tomorrow the World!

 

[BostonHusky3]

From my daughter…

Here Gonzaga comes
The one turned three that scares us all
But we are winners

 

[Hey Adrien!]

The scouting report
is currently in draft form,
but making progress.

Overcast and rain,
though, is the perfect weather
for full math nerd mode.

 

[JCSuperstar]

Drew Timme’s footwork
Like Leonard’s big hands before
Can not defeat us

 

[Jorgensen]

Drew Timme’s footwork
Like Leonard’s big hands before
Can not defeat us

Drew Timme’s footwork
Is a gigantic clownshow
Hope the refs see it

 

[Dove]

Counting important
In haiku and final fours
we have five not four

Wrote on the damned fly.
Early morning haiku facts
Show casualness.

 

[huskyjawz]

Drew Timme’s footwork
Is a gigantic clownshow
Hope the refs see it

Travelling a foul?
You'd never know with Zags games
Call it both ways Refs!

 

[HuskyHawk]

UConn Huskies fans
We cannot be confined by
Lesser team fashions

We are the makers
Of manners, cheers and mojo
The Husky faithful

 

[Waquoit]

Can't shake the feeling
That the Huskies are just plain
Better than these guys

 

[GoZags]

1999

The “cute little run” began

Good guys win this time.

 

[Jorgensen]

1999

The “cute little run” began

Good guys win this time.

Haiku from Zags fan
Five seven five good mojo
For the UConn board

 

[Waquoit]

1999

The “cute little run” began

Good guys win this time.

WTF is this?
Get the crying towel pal
Good guys win again