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Haiku thread for Providence game

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What? No haiku thread?
It seems like we are slacking.
So let’s get it done.

Fryers? Sounds chicken.
Off we go to Providence
To cook their gooses.

Let’s go to the Amp
And remind them that we are
The Big East top dogs.
 
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Hide your altar boys tonight
UConn beats the friars
It's Amica now
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Game Day Haiku Thread
Standard title for each game
To which we add foe

First line counts to 5
Second line counts to 7
Third line counts to 5

Write, count, re-count, post
Like free throw repetitions
Muscle memory
Stale coffee for sale
Hide your altar boys tonight
UConn beats the friars
After the first loss
The mojo will be changed
The haikus start now

These historic norms
Have guided Game Day Haiku
To stoke the mojo

Is it 1 or 2?
Some here count differ-ently
Words that start with F

Not a right/wrong thing
More like a misalignment
Like missed alley oop

Lots of ways to play
Lots of ways to win each game
In the "We season"

Working together
Sled-pullers, on a mission
Coaches, players, fans
Bright lights for Big Three
Play with passion-loose-free
Amp win?? Certainly!
they have waterfire
San Antone has riverwalk
Huskies love water

Let's go to the Dunk
To dunk and swish and defeat
friars, Huskies win!
 
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Game Day Haiku Thread
Standard title for each game
To which we add foe

First line counts to 5
Second line counts to 7
Third line counts to 5

Write, count, re-count, post
Like free throw repetitions
Muscle memory



These historic norms
Have guided Game Day Haiku
To stoke the mojo

Is it 1 or 2?
Some here count differ-ently
Words that start with F

Not a right/wrong thing
More like a misalignment
Like missed alley oop

Lots of ways to play
Lots of ways to win each game
In the "We season"

Working together
Sled-pullers, on a mission
Coaches, players, fans
Bright Lights for Big Three
Playing with passion-loose-free
Amp win? Certainly!
 
Hump Day brings the chance
Not the looptid humpty dance
Dance at providence

get jiggy wit it
or you do the humpty hump
ready set let's go!

Jump up, pack it in
Huskies bring a House of Pain
Jump up and get down!

Says the Daddy Mac
wiggida wiggida wack
Joey C step back!
 
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