Haiku Review Update: Wine on the Keyboard...

[tzznandrew]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

 

[RichZ]

Your PC is drunk?
That is better than saying
the dog ate your notes.

 

[pepband99]

I spilled some win on my keyboard.

...so that's what we're calling it these days? I thought it was november, tssk tssk...

 

[Rico444]

Rule 76:
No excuses, play like a
champion, Andrew

 

[CL82]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Do you think, perhaps, if you weren't drinking wine at 9 AM, you might have finished?

I'm a little worried about you.

 

[Mano]

Do you think, perhaps, if you weren't drinking wine at 9 AM, you might have finished?

I'm a little worried about you.

He was probably inspired by the MAL Back thread and had some Malbec.

 

[Dove]

Wine on the keyboard
is a great excuse for when
expectations high.

 

[intlzncster]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

If only it was a pinot....you would've been all good.

 

[Stinger92860]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Too bad, if it was a Bordeaux it would have been fine. Why waste good Italian wine!

 

[Ewekon]

Hope it wasn't a Brunello. They're expensive.

 

[ctchamps]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

You must always put the win in spilt wine.

 

[nomar]

What sound does it make
When wine gets on your keyboard?
It sounds like tzzn

 

[jibsey]

I don’t drink wine while using a keyboard. Nice glass of Barolo, fire, lounge chair, Uconn game, scream at the refs, spill wine on floor.

 

[Samoo]

Oh no not the wine
The whole cesspool is waiting
I've failed them again

 

[Stainmaster]

What sound does it make
When wine gets on your keyboard?
It sounds like tzzn

All this time I had
said it like "tee-zee-zee-en."
I guess I'm wrong. Huh.

 

[nomar]

All this time I had
pronounced it like "tee-zee-zee-en."
I guess I'm wrong. Huh.

Well, T-Z-Z-N
Is the sound the keyboard makes
As it shoots off sparks

 

[CL82]

Wine on the keyboard?
More like whine from your keyboard!
So disappointing.

 

[mussels]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

You set the bar high
Too high perhaps, Icarus
The wax has melted

 

[OkaForPrez]

Severely disappointed. My haiku predicted the player of the game. Expected high acclaim.

 

[Mano]

This thread makes me sad
Andrew, health of your ‘puter?
On pins and needles

 

[intlzncster]

This thread makes me sad
Andrew, health of your ‘puter?
On pins and needles

Andrew's smart excuse
For never having to do
One of these again.

 

[CL82]

Andrew's smart excuse
For never having to do
One of these again.

You set the bar high
Too high perhaps, Icarus
The wax has melted

 

[8893]

Near the end of composing the Haiku Review for the UML I spilled some win (sangiovese) on my keyboard. All my notes, at the moment, are lost, and I don't have time to start again. If and when my computer is recovered, I will post what I had.

Bump

 

[CL82]

Bump

Uh why? And how did you even remember this thread?

(Still laughed when I read through it though.)

 

[8893]

Uh why? And how did you even remember this thread?

(Still laughed when I read through it though.)

This is starting to feel like @tzznandrew 's promised Boneyard week-in-review after he spilled wine on his keyboard.

We are never getting to the wedding.

 

[ctchamps]

What ever happened to @intlzncster?

 

[RichZ]

Wine on the keyboard
is a great excuse for when
expectations high.

Wine on the Keyboard is also a fitting name for a truly mediocre rock band.

 

[8893]

What ever happened to @intlzncster?

Last I saw of him was on Whaler's Slack, which I joined for around a week, until I realized that Whaler lost his mind like Kurtz, and they were all along for the ride.

 

[tzznandrew]

What ever happened to @intlzncster?

Doing well. Dropped off the internet (aside from some immersive video games). Been trying to get him to come back. Didn't even watch a UConn game last year! Hoping to catch a game or two with him next year, though.

 

[tzznandrew]

Last I saw of him was on Whaler's Slack, which I joined for around a week, until I realized that Whaler lost his mind like Kurtz, and they were all along for the ride.

"all along for the ride" isn't right. I'd say, though, that the Cesspool there is a special place I'm happy never to set foot in again, though I do enjoy the rest of it.