Haiku for Uconn vs Wichita State

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oh, Kevin Ollie!
You get 3 mil, you daft bum.
Drive to recruit's game!

Ollie, idiot.
All you had to do was drive.
But you are stupid.

Now ESPN,
Writes an article on you.
Are you that obtuse?

3 million cash.
Could drive to games in Bentley.
But you go emo.

Butch, your haiku sucks
So too does your attitude
Might as well shut up

 

[huskyjawz]

We really do suck
Oh wow we really do suck
We really do suck

 

[Stainmaster]

With our next head coach...
can we put in his contract
a ban from WeHa?

 

[Adios]

Butch, your haiku sucks
So too does your attitude
Might as well shut up

Go ahead and try,
You don't even know me but,
think you do. Tough guy.

On that note, screw you.
I am doing fine in life.
Actually try.

 

[my2cents]

Rose are RED
Violets are BLUE
We really stink
A total PU