Haiku for Uconn vs Wichita State

[Chin Diesel]

I hope UConn wins
If they don't
I know how it will feel.

 

[Son of Robert]

Alright, so I'm back
Decided Chief is no hack
Take it to the rack

Took me all one year
For me to get the all clear
Just an opinion

He may embellish
but I think he knows more than
the casual fan

 

[Adios]

Oh, Kevin Ollie!
You get 3 mil, you daft bum.
Drive to recruit's game!

Ollie, idiot.
All you had to do was drive.
But you are stupid.

Now ESPN,
Writes an article on you.
Are you that obtuse?

3 million cash.
Could drive to games in Bentley.
But you go emo.

 

[Stainmaster]

Hurley Dan Hurley
Dan Hurley Dan Dan Hurley
Hurley Dan Hurley

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I hope UConn wins
If they don't
I know how it will feel.

Don't quit your day job
Poet laureate you aren't
It's 5-7-5

Going upstairs now
To stream Watch ESPN
Hope I stay awake

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oh, Kevin Ollie!
You get 3 mil, you daft bum.
Drive to recruit's game!

Ollie, idiot.
All you had to do was drive.
But you are stupid.

Now ESPN,
Writes an article on you.
Are you that obtuse?

3 million cash.
Could drive to games in Bentley.
But you go emo.

Butch, your haiku sucks
So too does your attitude
Might as well shut up

 

[huskyjawz]

We really do suck
Oh wow we really do suck
We really do suck

 

[Stainmaster]

With our next head coach...
can we put in his contract
a ban from WeHa?

 

[Adios]

Butch, your haiku sucks
So too does your attitude
Might as well shut up

Go ahead and try,
You don't even know me but,
think you do. Tough guy.

On that note, screw you.
I am doing fine in life.
Actually try.

 

[my2cents]

Rose are RED
Violets are BLUE
We really stink
A total PU