Haiku for UConn vs UMass Lowell

[Vancat]

but why does jumpman
have that extra e in there?
jumpmanbig taken?

 

[Adios]

Michigan football.
Have Jumpman on their jerseys.
What the heck is up?

 

[GAlawyer]

Any UMass team
No matter where located
Must be defeated!

 

[RichZ]

First game as Husky,
River Hawks will pay the price.
Sid will be vicious.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Tonight's an Al game.
Broken ankles and dropped dimes.
Remember pay phones?

 

[Dove]

Better than Nancy
or Ann and even Woodrow.
It's Sidney Wilson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Brochacho]

Who are we playing?
We want 'Bama. Roll Huskies.
Bark woof woof bark woof