Haiku for UConn vs UMass Lowell

[Son of Robert]

Here we go again
UConn needs to execute
we should blow them out

Guard play is the key
bigs have to keep on bigging
Wilson should be fun

This game good mojo
Arizona comes Sunday
can't wait for that one

XL Center seats
just waiting for me to show
we'll win this one first

 

[Vuce]

Easy win coming
Commit to UConn Akok
Bring Qudus with you

 

[8893]

Not Game DAY. Mojo?
Don’t think so. But who am I?
Lowell George? From “Wings”?

 

[David 76]

How did they lose the concept of "Game Day Haiku?

 

[CAHUSKY]

Drunk on a Monday
Just shaved off all of my pubes
Smooth like Charlie V

 

[Mano]

River Hawks in town
They ready for a beat down?
No quarter given

 

[tomtom80]

Foundation getting stronger
Joy in Jaylens eyes
No UMess chest bumps

“Cuse sucks”

 

[djct1999]

There is one question
Since this game is a scrimmage
Will Akok be there?

 

[August_West]

Back from suspension
And I must inquire Wilson.
Can you still have fun?

 

[Mano]

Foundation getting stronger
Joy in Jaylens eyes
No UMess chest bumps

“Cuse sucks”

Who is Jaylen, homes?
We have his brother, Brendan
Ours is a Jalen

 

[8893]

Back from suspension
And I must inquire Wilson.
Can you still have fun?

Helping Friendly Book
I beg it all trune for you
Not Flip, Geraldine

 

[Vancat]

it's a joy to watch
what a change from previous
the guys are smiling

 

[Austin316]

Hurley gaining steam
They not ready for jelly
Arizona Next

 

[Migs]

another forty
of slow pace timid defense
another donut

 

[awfuldan]

Should be a big win
I went to Lowell years ago
That place truly sucks

 

[bazzledazzle]

Lowellbye, and goodnight
Sid anticipation builds
Akok coy mistress

 

[StepbackCity]

Patiently waiting
Akok’s SAT awaits
Please come to UConn

 

[ClifSpliffy]

guten tag.
vee play today, vee vin today.
das it. aufwiedersehen.

 

[JSB60]

They're better than us
As far as a hockey team
Not much on the court

 

[intlzncster]

UMASS Lowell sucks
so bad that even KO
teams would blow them out.

 

[Rico444]

Against UMass-Lowell
We should have a field day
Wilson comes out strong

 

[Adios]

Lowell once made silk.
Became decrepit in state.
Till came Mass garbage.

 

[UConnRock]

In Connecticut
Lowell is a Governor
Hurley pays high tax

 

[DALTX]

Vitale: not voting
Wilson: castaway no more
Vital: watching yet?

 

[elmcityboy]

sid wilson returns
and jumpmanebig throws it down
during garbage time