Haiku for UConn vs UCLA

[Dove]

Hail the Angry Elf!!!!!
Now not losing at Cincy.
Now losing out west.

 

[Lafayette]

why we win today
you see los angeles will
lose today in philly

 

[Son of Robert]

We're 30-5
really good season so far
soon, #7

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Hey, two rings, Baldy
Dan Hurley tells Mick Cronin
at the handshake line.

 

[Hurleyman216]

Silas Demary
Is Back and Leading the Way
Sweet Sixteen, Let’s Go!

 

[TheShot1990]

3s will start falling
So better watch out brooins
Bringing rain tonight

 

[Umami Zen]

Nudge the Bear? Stood tall
Kodiak answers the call
Big Hoss wins the brawl.

 

[Dove]

First Haiku Thread up.
But Son of Robert says "Nope."
Then says, "LOOK AT ME!!!"

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

why we win today
you see los angeles will
lose today in philly

Lop off the extra
Syllable in your third line
To make it haiku

First line should count 5
Second line should count seven
Third line should count five

Haiku relies on
attention to detail and
muscle memory

Counting and checking
Posting and checking again
Edit as needed

Creatures of habit
Like well-practiced foul shooters
Get in their rhythm

"Game Day Haiku Thread"
It's just another habit
That brings me comfort

I post, then I count
If I've erred, I can edit
Then post and recount

It's not about me
I do it for the team, and
it makes a diff'rence

 

[Son of Robert]

First Haiku Thread up.
But Son of Robert says "Nope."
Then says, "LOOK AT ME!!!"

Dude, that's just stupid
I didn't see your haiku
think what you want to

 

[mussels]

Tarris played with joy
that’s what he said on Friday
that’s what wins this game

 

[jayteeman]

U-C-L-A now
And U-C-L-A go home
Dogs feast and advance

 

[DALTX]

The uppercase C
In UConn is bigger than
the lowercase c

 

[huskyjawz]

Oh Man, Silas hurt
Revenge for Tyus Edney
Survive and Advance

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies Bruins wow
Can't wait for show down tonight
East coast slams west coast

 

[RedStickHusky]

Storm is a brewin'
Rainin' fire on the bruins
Leads to their ruin

Back to haiku-in
After health care been doing
Huskies a shoe-in

 

[Dove]

Sixteen haiku, ugh.
Yarders cool with tempting fate.
Roll of dice tonight.

 

[Waquoit]

Huskies need Solo
Ball to come up big tonight,
If not this game, when?

 

[Kolumbo]

This is March Madness
Angry little elves sadness
UConn Huskies Roll!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The Westwood Bruins
Have a history, but not
Any recent 'chips

Their futility
Continues tonight, as the
East coast team moves on.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

Alex Karaban
Will have the game of his life
Uconn wins by ten

 

[Ewekon]

six plus eleven
'ships from Huskies and Bruins
UConn sails to win

No Alcindor nor
Walton do they have. UConn?
Taris owns the middle!

So it's bald v. bald
I could hair less about Mick
Dan's dome shines brightest

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Play Ross for Ball and you might have a chance…

This is not haiku
It makes no sense at all. Please
correct or delete.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

No Alcindor nor
Walton do they have. UConn?
Taris owns the middle

Line 3 is too long
Remove one syllable please
to make it haiku