Haiku for UConn vs Syracuse

[Son of Robert]

Prediction a win
Cuse wears down from our pressure
defense wins the game

Have to hit our shots
penetrate the seams and pass
guard play wins the game

Play in transition
rebounding by bigs a must
effort wins the game

Going to be tough
always is, each time we play
this year we shall win

 

[Dove]

Jim Boeheim pickin'
Off camera goes to mouth.
Bad taste of UCONN.

 

[UConnRock]

Picker’s son plays now
Barometer for Hurley
Guards run Cuse from gym

 

[Pgh2Storrs]

Boeheim is a joke
The Zone is meant for cowards
I hate Syracuse

 

[Vancat]

squeeze that sour orange
this OJ ain't any good
won't winning be sweet

 

[EastCoast2]

Your lines are quite weak
They don't even make much sense
Refrigerator

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

Tyler olander
Has one more championship
Than jimbo boeheim

 

[Vancat]

nose pick nose pick nose
pick nose pick nose pick nose pick
nose pick nose pick nose

 

[RichZ]

Garden is Storrs West
Nose picker's orangeman team
can not beat us there.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Their coach is quite old
4 always greater than 1 (4>1)
And he picks his nose

We own Syracuse
Charlie V does not own pubes
But does own a ring

 

[UConnMike04]

How about “We just fired a coach that has as many titles as Boeheim.”

 

[RichZ]

How about “We just fired a coach that has as many titles as Boeheim.”

I believe I hear
the haiku police knock, knock,
knocking at your door.

 

[CAHUSKY]

How about “We just fired a coach that has as many titles as Boeheim.”

We just fired A
Coach with as many titles
As Jim Boeheim has

 

[Stainmaster]

"We don't care about
lowly UConn," they say as
they invade our board.

 

[Excalibur]

Whenever they say
They don’t care about UConn
They admit they do

 

[ZenConn]

Boeheim calls a zone
Picks his nose and takes a nap
How did he win one?

 

[peyton1211]

after all these years melo still stuck in the zone

 

[JustbrewitMan]

Winter is coming...
UConn wins in M-S-G
I drink and know things

 

[awfuldan]

I just figured out
This year we play three Boeheims
We will beat them all

 

[DALTX]

What's Gilbert Eating?
Grapes? Nope. Oranges. And he's
Sharing with the team.

 

[elmcityboy]

while a packed garden
pounds hurley lights, huskies drink
some tropicana

 

[RichZ]

Is it seven yet?
I want to see our guys make
orange marmalade

 

[Dove]

If C Anthony
and Fab ever hooked up, kid
be 'Melo Melo.

 

[Son of Robert]

Waiting for the game
seven o'clock nearly here
this is gonna be good as f#%k

 

[CAHUSKY]

We win, we win,YES
We win, we win, we win, YES
Charlie has no pubes.