Haiku for UConn vs Seton Hall

[Son of Robert]

Both feet on the gas
beat with no mercy all teams
7 on the way

 

[Umami Zen]

Break their press-Attack
Hoss and Eric hit the rack
Defend-Cut no slack.

Shaheen wants rock fight
Gotta play loose-Not uptight
Seniors shinin' bright.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

My Seton “Hall Pass”
Doesn’t include any babes.
Only Dick (Vitale).

 

[Dove]

Alex will defeat
The Pirates of Karaban.
With help from others.

 

[RedDog]

There are signs of spring.
The snow is melting today.
The Bear has woken.

 

[TheShot1990]

Don’t let up tonight
Seton Hall are junkyard dogs
Keep feet on the gas

 

[BlueandOG]

It's the last home game
for Captain America.
Alex, we'll miss you!

It's also the last
Gample game for our Big Bear.
Thank you Mr. Reed!

Today is the day
that we prove the doubters wrong.
Sweep the leg, UCONN!

 

[DRBackup]

Mom giving Hurley last minute instructions (probably includes a haiku?) minutes ago....

 

[Jaydumo20]

The first U.S. saint
Elisabeth Anne Seton
She's no Meg Ryan

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Need to get outside
Short, quick walk before tip-off
Get in shape to cheer

Go UConn Huskies
Symbol of might to the foes
Fight, Connecticut

Present blue and white
56 in Louisville
Repping MY home team

Seton Hall sweep day
On Alex's Senior Day
Come together, now

 

[Husky Alien]

Pirates at our home
No gold for them just dog poo
UConn shows our will

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Mom giving Hurley last minute instructions (probably includes a haiku?) minutes ago....

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This is not haiku
This is Game Day Haiku Thread
Only haiku here

You could rewrite it:
First line 5, second
seven
Third 5 syllables

 

[Waquoit]

The first U.S. saint
Elisabeth Anne Seton
She's no Meg Ryan

Meg Ryan attended
UConn in her freshman year
Called Peggy back then

 

[DALTX]

Shaheen don't like it
Rock the Gampel, Karaban
Seton not kosher

 

[jayteeman]

Warning for the Hall
If the performance repeats
Bring rosary beads

 

[Waquoit]

Might the Hall regroup
For one final push? Perhaps.
Too late, Huskies fire

 

[Doctor Hoop]

New Jersey smells bad
And there are too many tolls
Send The Hall home sad.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Meg Ryan attended
UConn in her freshman year
Called Peggy back then

Eliminate "Meg"
in line one, and you'll have penned
A stellar haiku

 

[OkaForPrez]

Need mojo switch up
Grabbed lucky shirt from hamper
Haiku to seal it