Haiku for UConn vs East Texas A&M

[Son of Robert]

Friday night cruiser
tune-up, new plugs, let her run
work on this and that

 

[Deepster]

Well I think I proved this thread does not result in wins. What should I do?

 

[Lafayette]

Mullins starts? C'mon!
Let's get Reed back for Tuesday
@Deepster don't give up!

 

[Ricker]

Dead silence on the board about this game. Hopefully the team takes this game more seriously than the fans here.

 

[UCLJ0211]

Husky fans break rules
Counting lines like missed free throws
Oh well, go UConn

 

[NowInStorrs]

Texas A and M
Should be another good test
Wait. East? What the ----?

 

[Deepster]

Husky fans break rules
Counting lines like missed free throws
Oh well, go UConn

What rule did I break? I posted in this thread and we won a huge game.

 

[6in25]

Well I think I proved this thread does not result in wins. What should I do?

Wait, is mojo real?
Well does it even matter?
It's tradition, no?

Thanksgiving turkey
Presents under Christmas tree
And Game Day Haiku

 

[RedStickHusky]

Rule breakers, who cares?
But the watchers we should watch;
Killers of karma

Better a good try
Than finger-pointing bad vibes
Liberal, not strict

Still, a game to play
Get Tarris healthy - job one
Work the frosh - job two

 

[Deepster]

What if every post I made here still had 17 syllables?

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I'm watching Landman
West Texas has lots of oil
East has a cupcake

 

[RedStickHusky]

What if every post I made here still had 17 syllables?

Best if you do you
Probably not many likes
Don't guess you care though

 

[RedStickHusky]

Well I think I proved this thread does not result in wins. What should I do?

Proved? No not really.
True believer simply says
You cost us some points

 

[Deepster]

Proved? No not really.
True believer simply says
You cost us some points

That's funny. Until I broke tradition, we never won at Kansas.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

After Thanksgiving
I am tired of desserts:
Last cupcake this year!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Deepster is a guy
Who thinks he's always funny.
But more bombs than kills.

 

[Waquoit]

Too many people
Take credit for stuff they had
Nothing to do with

 

[RedStickHusky]

A common mistake:
Correlation/Causation
he should know better

In order not to
Normalize deviancy
Avoid the deep end

 

[TheShot1990]

Forgot, game tonight
Want to see Stone cold killer
And Eric the Great

 

[Deepster]

Too many people
Take credit for stuff they had
Nothing to do with

I'm intrigued by these threads. We have one every game and we don't win every game. Then I post non-haiku in it against Kansas, I'm told then it's bad mojo.....and we win for the first time in Kansas. Then I post today, 17 syllables in each post prior to this one and that's still bad luck because I guess I didn't have 3 lines with 5-7-5 meter?

Considering I went non-haiku and we won....shouldn't I go non-haiku all year? Or better yet, shouldn't we all?

 

[storrsroars]

Haikus have about
As much to do with winning
As Deep's judge BS

Obviously, he's
Just a killjoy who hates when
Other folks have fun

As for East Texas
It's hot and swampy with bugs
Like Deepster's panties.

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

The Gladiators
Will show up in force tonight
More Big games next week

 

[Lafayette]

I'm watching Landman
West Texas has lots of oil
East has a cupcake

Love Landman - first season was hysterically good and this one is starting well!

 

[Husky Alien]

Well I think I proved this thread does not result in wins. What should I do?

You do not like rules
But you want the attention
UConn in a walk

 

[Samoo]

Michelle Shocked wrote
Memories of East Texas
Make some more tonight