Haiku for UConn vs East Texas A&M

[Son of Robert]

Ten AM haiku
where are our early risers?
UConn by forty

 

[Scottobot]

Aiden Mahaney
Today will be your breakout
Twenty points, book it

 

[6in25]

Oh silly felines
Don’t you know what year it is?
Year of dog…Again!

You’re in the wrong den
Storrs is den of the Husky
Huskies feast tonight

 

[Apollo]

One direction for
Texas directional school;
They’re going down, big!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

E T A M U:
D1's most recent name-changed
university

Reminder: COUNT your
Five, Seven, Five syllables
THEN post your haiku

 

[Dove]

Good news for the foe.
They're far from Jim Chapman Lake.
Mirror Lake will do.

 

[Samoo]

Not sure it's needed
But haiku equals mojo
Consistency now

 

[Ctedgeman]

Microsoft Ignite
More like sleepy time night night
Can't wait for tonight

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I've never heard of
East Texas A&M U.
Easy win, move on.

 

[RedStickHusky]

So, the Lions, right?
The only college Lions?
We want bigger game.

 

[storrsroars]

Whitley Hall on the
East Texas campus is all
Of 12 stories tall.

It is the tallest
Edifice between Dallas
And Texarkana.

Is everything
Really bigger in Texas?
UConn by forty.

 

[Dove]

Whitley Hall on the
East Texas campus is all
Of 12 stories tall.

It is the tallest
Edifice between Dallas
And Texarkana.

Is everything
Really bigger in Texas?
UConn by forty.

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

 

[Husky Alien]

The lion is wild
Huskies will tame the Lions
Warm up for Maui

 

[QuickDraw]

play hard get better
the offense takes steps forward
defense dominates

 

[Tyler2Rings]

How bout a fast start?
Let's lock in before Maui
Aiden gets twenty

 

[storrsroars]

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

It is my haiku
And I pronounce it with four
So shut your piehole.

It's accepted that
In verse or song it may have
Four. Haiku is verse

 

[TheShot1990]

Ross to Reed ignites
Haas to Ball, Stewy to Liam
Huskies soar tonight

 

[oshkosh]

East Texas travels
Northeast to Huskies’ stronghold
Legends on the walls

 

[DALTX]

I learn schools exist
Through UConn's cupcake matchups
Training for Maui

 

[RedStickHusky]

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

Of the nits to pick
This just may be the slimmest;
Ev-er-y ain't three?

 

[RedStickHusky]

Aiden Mahaney
Today will be your breakout
Twenty points, book it

Tick tock, Aidan's clock.
He hears it more than we do;
Figure it out now.

 

[dingaling]

Huskies hunt tonight,
East Texas falls, skies are blue—
Maui calls ahead.

 

[Samoo]

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

Pedantry is it?
Or legitimate critique?
Boneyard dilemma

 

[JSB60]

E T A M U
Used to be TAMU Commerce
They are still not good

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

Huh? He just did so
To not be ambiguous
I write "ev'rything"

A majority,
no matter how high, is not
Unanimity

Punctuation is
An underrated helper
For Boneyard haiku.