Haiku for UConn vs East Texas A&M

[JSB60]

E T A M U
Used to be TAMU Commerce
They are still not good

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Oof, third verse, first line.
No one uses four counts for
the word 'everything."

Huh? He just did so
To not be ambiguous
I write "ev'rything"

A majority,
no matter how high, is not
Unanimity

Punctuation is
An underrated helper
For Boneyard haiku.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ross to Reed ignites
Haas to Ball, Stewy to Liam
Huskies soar tonight

Tick tock, the Aidan clock.
He hears it more than we do;
Figure it out now.

Am I miscounting?
Or were these ones miscounted?
These were warm-up games