Haiku for UConn vs Cornell

[Son of Robert]

Played well against Cuse
so well I was inspired
but then, Iowa

this was not so good
I went from happy to sad
Cobb was a bright light

next up Cornell red
let's step on their necks and yell
victoriously

many steps on this
grand journey to the tourney
let's play like winners

 

[Huskybass]

Bad mojo to start the day before.

10 to the 23rd power DOOMED.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

hola.
we play today, we win today.
das it. adios.

 

[8893]

Enthusiasm
Is good; premature haiku
Is not. Bad mojo

 

[KingOPancakes]

tomorrow tomor
row tomorrow tomorrow
not not not today

 

[Waquoit]

Back to the XL
Back to business for this team
Back to win column

 

[Guapo]

Can we go 2-0 vs Canada?

 

[GAlawyer]

Ivy League degree?
Sure, but pro ball brings cash money
Keeping it 4Hunnid

 

[Waquoit]

It only affects
the mojo if you think it
affects the mojo

 

[Migs]

The Big red versus
The one and only Big Red
Predict a blood bath

 

[JSB60]

Matt Morgan is good
Cornell will spell Boeheim right
We will get this done

 

[Vancat]

From corn to Cornell
ivy league vine crawls up
we defoliate

 

[elmcityboy]

boeheim "oh" for eight
no shonn miller to save them
uconn should win this

 

[DALTX]

U-C-O-N-N
"Big Red" thinks that chant is "bad"
Dan: "No turnovers!"

 

[UConnTrumbull]

It's pronounced Colonel
Highest military rank
It's pronounced Cor-Nell

 

[Stainmaster]

U-C-O-B-B
UCobb, UCobb, UCobb! Let’s
get Corny tonight!

 

[Pgh2Storrs]

Keep stacking the wins
Jalen and CV go off
Beat the smart kids bad

 

[8893]

Is @temery
Really Big Red; or is he
Cornell? None above?

 

[Ewekon]

Can we go 2-0 vs Canada?

Ithaca is much, much nicer than Syracuse. Not even close.

Go Huskies!!!!!

 

[Guapo]

Ithaca is much, much nicer than Syracuse. Not even close.

Go Huskies!!!!!

True.

I also really enjoy Quebec City and Toronto.

 

[nomar]

Many Boneyarders
Root for their alma mater
That’s not me tonight

Cornell ‘99
Go Huskies!

 

[Ewekon]

Many Boneyarders
Root for their alma mater
That’s not me tonight

Cornell ‘99
Go Huskies!

Cornell '83. GO HUSKIES. And nice Haiku.

 

[RichZ]

I'm much too confused
By a team called the big red
When we have Big Red

 

[ZenConn]

I too, am confused
Why are they named after gum?
Huskies run and win.