Haiku for Uconn vs Cincinnati

[Son of Robert]

Real slow around here
Cincinnati off a loss
Gonna play us tough

Don't know if we can
Handle the game that they'll play
Ready for it though

 

[Travelman6]

coming off of 2 losses.


...Yikes.

 

[CL82]

Suck, suck, suck, and suck.
Very tired of the suck.
Hope we play better.

 

[NowInStorrs]

Crap. Is that tonight?
Oh no. They play tomorrow.
Bearcats by twenty.

 

[Son of Robert]

One more day to go
A very good test for us
Let's see if we're tough

Tough enough to get
Out of a brown paper bag
While Cronin holds it

Maybe if we have
a really excellent game
We can upset them

 

[freescooter]

Bearcats a good team
Huskies a pretty bad one
Yikes! Look out Huskies.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Northern Kentucky
Where UConn finds its mojo
And beats the Bearcats

At this point, why not
Make outrageous predictions
We're already dead

Bulletproof coffee?
More like bulletproof coffin
Time to stop shooting

Truth of the matter,
looking forward to the game
spending time with y'all

 

[Rocktheworld]

This is gonna hurt
May not get above 40
Grab some cheap whiskey

 

[Kenny11]

bearcats are quite good
Which means Larrier crumbles
Very Sad but true

 

[AZHuskiePop]

This is gonna hurt
May not get above 40
Grab some cheap whiskey

I will be a very happy man if the following happens:
Make them spread their defense by Polley hitting a corner three early
Allow JA enough room to find a open shooter.
Play your butt off on defense enough to make everything a challenge for Cinncy
If that happens even if we lose by 10-15 , I will feel a lot better about our chances in the last three games.
That’s where we should have been by early January but better late than never,

 

[Purple Stein]

Larrier scores all
The points and UConn shocks the
Whole Cincy metro

Also, this thread is
Weird because not everyone
Is writing haiku

 

[Doginaus]

Here we to again,
Hopes lifted and soaring high,
Reality Sucks!

So, tomorrows news,
Same game plan, prep and outlook,
Will be different?

We lost the lustre,
Just trying to be honest,
Man, I hate this year!

 

[Alum86]

Midget Mick Cronin
Bearcats ripe for a bonin’
Think we’ll be showin’?

 

[Alum86]

Cincy still a beast
Our old foes from the Big East
A Husky meat feast

 

[NowInStorrs]

Also, this thread is
Weird because not everyone
Is writing haiku

Some people don't get
It. They must not know about
the five seven five.

 

[freescooter]

Cincy plays with four
UConn uses five men but
One is David O.

 

[UConnRock]

Polley doesn't miss
Vital and Jalen are great
We just keep it close

Larrier shows up
Does not get turnover bug
Might be a surprise

Odds of happening
Slim to none in a road game
Hope to keep it close

 

[CL82]

Hate the leprechaun.
Do not lose to that muchkin.
Cincinatti blows.

 

[Hankster]

Polley doesn't miss
Vital and Jalen are great
We just keep it close

Larrier shows up
Does not get turnover bug
Might be a surprise

Odds of happening
Slim to none in a road game
Hope to keep it close

Poor Larrier. Maybe at home everyone should stand until the first turnover. That will take care of the 10-15 minute first bucket. Sit early.

 

[John]

Kevin sits head in hands
Cronin the leprechaun kicks
him in the bawl sack

 

[CAHUSKY]

We can't beat ranked teams
Charlie V's balls have no pubes
This season..........NO FUN

 

[uconnbill]

Kick in the head
Punch in the stomach
Cheat if you can

 

[Fishy]

All of these haikus are longer than the game plan.

 

[DALTX]

Pass the ball around
The clock goes down to 7
Heave a three and hope