Haiku for UConn vs Bryant

[Son of Robert]

Nice easy Sunday
A few minutes for Braylon?
Solo finds his shot

 

[Waquoit]

UConn waits until
Chump coach leaves to play Bulldogs
Sorry, not sorry

 

[Lafayette]

Rest Tarris puh-leeze
Give the bench some run ok?
Pull starters at half

 

[RedStickHusky]

Tarris, rest and heal
Hoping to see the 'new' guys
Yo Bryant, wassup?

 

[TheShot1990]

We have not been whole
Your chance to get us is gone
Now we are coming

 

[Dove]

When Reibe hits road,
The Huskies will mush with speed!!!
RIP Bryant...Gumbel.

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Woke up in Rhody.
Now I'm back home in CT.
The way it should be.

 

[TheShot1990]

Close to Thanksgiving
So do we roll out the Turk?
When it’s a blowout

 

[Samoo]

Little RI pups
Up against the big huskies
Bulldogs goin' down

 

[Husky Alien]

Bulldogs and Huskies
Tarris rest up for next game
More time for others

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

When Reibe hits road,
The Huskies will mush with speed!!!
RIP Bryant...Gumbel.

Abbreviated
"Rest In Peace" one syllable?
My eyebrow raises

And Bryant Gumbel?
Not dead yet, nor a flesh wound
I'm perplexed by this

 

[UCLJ0211]

UConn’s sixth best guy
Would be Bryant’s best player
Life just isn’t fair

 

[DALTX]

UConn's dominance
Is restored with confidence.
No more torn stat sheets.

 

[storrsroars]

Abbreviated
"Rest In Peace" one syllable?
My eyebrow raises

And Bryant Gumbel?
Not dead yet, nor a flesh wound
I'm perplexed by this

RIP is Hamilton
Dead Bryants are Kobe and
Greg. And tonight's foe.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Alas, I will be
Watching delayed, as my wife
Wants a dinner out

Trying for sports bar
I’ll bribe the barkeep to show
On a giant screen

Anticipate no
Commentary in the chat
Hey! A great option!

 

[Dove]

Bryant Gumbel...ughh.
My bad, he's so not dead yet.
Funny haiku, tho.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

RIP is Hamilton
Dead Bryants are Kobe and
Greg. And tonight's foe.

Fun, twisty, trippy
With dead Bryants Kobe and
Bear, who needs Gumbels?