Haiku for UConn vs Baylor

[Son of Robert]

Here for the haiku
poetry on a Wednesday
basketball game too

 

[6in25]

The Gampel faithful
Wear that white, get on their feet
And make lots of noise

'Cause this is our house
Bears are in Husky country
Redemption begins

 

[Husky Alien]

Baylor Bears up next
Let's bounce back and get a win
Play UConn defense

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Sixteen Big 12 teams
and none of them are UConn
Oh, but the money

Play defense and win
It always starts with defense
One game at a time

 

[controlfade]

it is Stewart's time
from the pine to star and shine
and down goes Baylor

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Magnolia homes
are nowhere near aesthetic
as UConn's offense.

 

[huskyjawz]

Known for hit by pitch?
Oops sorry, that's wrong Baylor
Get big Gampel win!

 

[drayenob]

Can defense improve
enough to beat Baylor Bears
without Karaban?

I believe it can
No reason just a feeling
back to winning ways

 

[Vancat]

I have blue hoodies
and I have grey hoodies too
I have no white though

 

[DALTX]

Baylor U has Chip
We need a fixer upper
Bears sit in the woods

 

[Samoo]

Bears chit in the woods
Hopefully in their pants too
While playing in Storrs

 

[QuickDraw]

time to flip the script
defense needs to be intense
offense has plenty

 

[CL82]

To get back on track.
Must remember who we are.
We win with defense.

Need Liam to score.
He has the skills to lead us.
Time to step up now.

Want to see Nowell
Getting more time at point guard
He is the future.

So, mush you Huskies!
Baylor is a football school.
We don't lose to them!

 

[Apollo]

Hot take for tonight
Stewart with a triple-dub
Dogs eek this one out

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Huskies put clamps on,
Bears get frozen and lock up,
While flakes fall outside

 

[Chosen]

Alex out tonight
Someone else will step on up
And UConn will win

 

[freescooter]

Huskies play defense
We can only hope it’s true
Else we lose to Bears.

 

[storrsroars]

I look forward to
Being pleasantly surprised
Please make that happen!

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Only haikus in this thread.
Please correct or delete post.
Follow Mojo rules.

Surely this is not
A poor attempt at humor?
Follow your advice...

 

[jayteeman]

Bears will sleep at night
Dream of more banners and rings
Its ok to take pics

 

[Mike Honcho]

If depth is our strength
Then tonight our wings step up
Jaylin's breakout game

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Bears will sleep at night
Dream of more banners and rings
Its ok to take pics

This was edited?
What was the original?
I don't get line three

 

[DALTX]

This was edited?
What was the original?
I don't get line three

Perhaps it's pronounced
Not like the Sooner State, but
Like the word oak is

 

[Mike Honcho]

This was edited?
What was the original?
I don't get line three

It's about envy
Hope Baylor got a clean look
Long flight to Waco

Wait I could be wrong
OP might be a voyeur
It's an overshare