Haiku for Uconn/UCF

[Son of Robert]

It's a long season
Victories make it sweeter
We could use this one

 

[joober jones]

Will Larrier play?
How good is the vibe today?
Please no floor-bound dunks

 

[Alum86]

We’re on a gurney
Only hope is the tourney
AAC journey

 

[Migs]

A masked man from 3
A masked man from the mid range
Who is that masked man?

 

[CAHUSKY]

This season sucks balls
Charlie V's balls have no pubes
This season eats pubes

 

[DALTX]

If a taco falls
In a Florida forest
Does it make a sound?

 

[Kemba429]

UConn makes me sad
We lost again were so bad
I need alcohol

 

[Alum86]

Haikus need to rhyme
Whether stupid or sublime
It takes little time

 

[Adios]

No no, they do not.
It just takes some syllables.
Are you Japanese?

We sucked really bad.
The NESCAC is more fun now.
Go Camels hockey!

 

[Alum86]

It’s my little twist
I hope that you get the gist
Butch please don’t get pissed

 

[Adios]

Why would I get pissed?
Ollie, Diaco, Coach Cav,
Made me numb to pain.

 

[freescooter]

Never lost before
To UCF at home
On the road either

 

[Adios]

Was loss number 2.
UCF is rising,
Will not beat women.

Oh, President Herbst!
You helped wreck our front porch.
All this bad, really?

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

This season sucks balls
Charlie V's balls have no pubes
This season eats pubes

Jesus