Haiku for St. Joseph vs UConn

[Son of Robert]

Saint Joseph up next
attacking with the three ball
A Ten going down

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Still flapping its wings
The Hawk sinks slowly to ground
Ashamed at defeat

 

[Get a Job]

Lackluster first half
Javontae Brown Ferguson
Put Hawks away late

 

[GHSWolverines]

Effort and urgency improves in the first half
Javontae Brown Ferguson chooses the good guys
Hurley gives CV a chest bump (be careful Dan) when he is subbed out at the end of the game

 

[RichZ]

Saint Joseph coming to town
.......
.....

Oh Lord, we are doomed
first post in new haiku thread
is not a haiku

 

[AuRevoirAAC]

The last time we played
Amida hit some free throws
Then we won it all

 

[RichZ]

Effort and urgency improves in the first half
...........
......................

Bad is the mojo
With this in the haiku thread
thirty-one too many


Poster's avatar
is pic of him trying to
count the syllables

 

[ClifSpliffy]

st. mike, sacred heart.
st. joe? cyo scrimmage
rolls on. roll dawgs, roll.

 

[RichZ]

Saint Joe's from Philly
will be coming to Gampel
to get a drubbing.

 

[ClifSpliffy]

HEY! it's high-freakin'-koo! five-seven-five! not ah-choo, sending out of ur nose whatever idle thought flies out of ur brain! don't blow the mojo! gesundheit!
signed, Your Friendly Neighborhood Haiku Police.

 

[Mano]

Effort and urgency improves in the first half
Javontae Brown Ferguson chooses the good guys
Hurley gives CV a chest bump (be careful Dan) when he is subbed out at the end of the game

HEY! it's high-freakin'-koo! five-seven-five! not ah-choo, sending out of ur nose whatever idle thought flies out of ur brain! don't blow the mojo! gesundheit!
signed, Your Friendly Neighborhood Haiku Police.

What the hell is that?
You two are real bad at this.
Try again. Or not.

 

[GHSWolverines]

oops. Its obvious I did not know how this works. Won't venture here again.

 

[manbyrd]

Where did you come from,
Where did you go, saint joseph
No really, where's st joes?

 

[storrsroars]

Can't say I know much
About St. Joe's, except it's
Children's aspirin.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Effort and urgency improves in the first half
Javontae Brown Ferguson chooses the good guys
Hurley gives CV a chest bump (be careful Dan) when he is subbed out at the end of the game

Post/avatar

Edit: nevermind

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Bad is the mojo
With this mess in the haiku thread
thirty-one too many


Poster's avatar
is pic of him trying to
count the syllables

Check your second line
And edit accordingly
Maybe drop out "the"?

 

[ClifSpliffy]

oops. Its obvious I did not know how this works. Won't venture here again.

wrong take. all are welcome.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Philly St Joe's U
Is not U. of St Joseph's
Our local D3

Martelli's grandson
Unlikely to cry this time
But Hawks will still lose

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

wrong take. all are welcome.

Sure, trash the mojo
Encouraging wrong haiku
Wrong: 5-7-5

 

[RichZ]

Check your second line
And edit accordingly
Maybe drop out "the"?

How many times did
I count those syllables wrong
before posting that?

 

[Son of Robert]

Oh Lord, we are doomed
first post in new haiku thread
is not a haiku

Woof, it was early
woof woof, too early for me
woof woof woof woof woof

Imagonnagoandaeditathattamessa

 

[RichZ]

oops. Its obvious I did not know how this works. Won't venture here again.

You did it again!
Replies should be in haiku
form as well as posts.

 

[GHSWolverines]

You did it again!
Replies should be in haiku
form as well as posts.

I am sorry for this
looked up Haiku and hope
this is now correct

 

[GHSWolverines]

I am sorry for this
looked up Haiku and hope
this is now correct

I sorry for this
looked up Haiku and hope
this is now correct

 

[RichZ]

I sorry for this
looked up Haiku and hope
this is now correct

Getting closer but
looked has but one syllable
so line 2 is short