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Griffey and Martin

I'm starting to like Martin doing a Neil's impression from the 3 point line in the playoffs.
Niels Giffey, not Neil's Griffey.

My name is Neil, here's my Griffey:

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As I've posted before, my father has ninja-level misnaming skills (e.g., "Brightboat"); I'm sure he has contorted Niels's name even worse.

Same. I regularly hear:

"A Cock"
"Pulley"
"Number 2/Number 0" (Both of these are Cole)
"The 6'8" Kid" (This one was tough to decipher at first, but it's Sanogo)
"24"

Just yesterday I got:
"Castille"
 
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As I've posted before, my father has ninja-level misnaming skills (e.g., "Brightboat"); I'm sure he has contorted Niels's name even worse.
I have a friend like that. He once called Mookie Wilson, Rocky Mooten.
 
I have a friend like that. He once called Mookie Wilson, Rocky Mooten.
Nice. My Dad is also a Mets fan (hence my fanship). He calls Yoenis Céspedes "Cypress."
 
Phil Rizzuto with his Brooklyn accent used to call Oil Can Boyd "Earl Can Bird"
He said that was the only way he could pronounce it coming from Brooklyn. So when Bill White asks him how he would pronounce his name if it was actually Earl Can Bird he says "Oil Can Boyd."
I think you mean Rirruto
 
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Phil Rizzuto with his Brooklyn accent used to call Oil Can Boyd "Earl Can Bird"
He said that was the only way he could pronounce it coming from Brooklyn. So when Bill White asks him how he would pronounce his name if it was actually Earl Can Bird he says "Oil Can Boyd."
Haha, love it. Not a Yankee fan but I grew up watching a lot of Yankees games. I have to admit I’ll always have a fondness for Scooter, White and Murca on WPIX.
 
I have a friend like that. He once called Mookie Wilson, Rocky Mooten.
My good buddy's gf has called Jud Apatow..John Appletoad...and my favorite Admiral Ackbar became Captain Aardvark
 
My old roomate's gf (now wife) thought Lao Tzu's name was Loud Sue. I'm not kidding.
 
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I really thought this was going to be a misplaced story about Senior and Billy Martin.
 
Our golf pro had trouble with names and thus called everybody John. I asked once if that met the toilet and he said yes. I made perfect sense especially relating to most players golf game.
 
I'm starting to like Martin doing a Neil's impression from the 3 point line in the playoffs.
I'm with ya, don't worry about getting Boneyarded
 

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