Gonzaga Haiku

[Jorgensen]

Beat the pants off Zags
Like it’s March two-five, two-three
Twenty eight point win

 

[EZPass]

Pre-season I said
Maybe travel gets us. Nah.
I’m silly; we’ll win.

Speaking of the zags…
Milwaukee Bucks kept Andre
But cut drew timme.

 

[drayenob]

Jaylin Stewart home
The battle in Seattle
Huskies zig the zags

 

[Dove]

West coast IPAs
Would flow a lot tonight if
It wasn't so late.

 

[Blue Blood]

10pm is late
Gonzaga will meet their fate
Huskies will be great

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

I remember when
We beat them in Elite Eight
Our first Final Four

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Pacific northwest
Huskies are the bigger dogs
Few becomes fewer

 

[Connhomer99]

Washington is a
Cool state though UConn prevail
In the end my friend

Gonzaga is weird
Catholic school on the west coast?
Jesus hippies here

 

[walski]

Huskies against Zags
Let’s punch them in the Dickau
Just like Elite 8

 

[Samoo]

Dogs in Seattle
Huskies bite the bulldogs hard
That will leave a mark

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Hometown kid Jaylin
Scores ten points in garbage time.
Hurley also dunks.

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Dogfight tonight. Mush
On and win this edition
of UConn After Dark!

 

[Son of Robert]

Gonzagabanga
UConn playing everyone
knock knock knock, we're here

Open up your doors
we've come to beat you badly
big win on the road

 

[storrsroars]

Huskies hose floor of
Zags like they're stinky fish guts
At Pike Place Market

 

[RedStickHusky]

Wasted waiting week
Waiting waiting waiting argh
Why were we worried?

 

[Waquoit]

Playing top team on
Left coast and I'm not worried
At all. We got this.

 

[NCHuskie919]

Adam Morrison
And his disgusting mustache
Won't save you tonight

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Light heavyweight crushed
They Zagged when they should have Zigged
Just like Bilky Conn

 

[Doctor Hoop]

When Huskies go west
It is certain wins follow
Here go again

Timme is now gone
Seven years of college down
The drain, right Bluto?

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Dogfight tonight. Mush
On and win this edition:
of UConn After Dark!

Oops. I made edits
Accordingly. I swear, I
can count to seven!

 

[DALTX]

Home game for Jaylin
Huskies clash with the Bulldogs
But what is a zag?

 

[QuickDraw]

west coast girls are sweet
and gonzaga we defeat
like thieves in the night

 

[RedStickHusky]

Hurley has a Few.
I know right? Low hanging fruit.
Hurley has a Few.

 

[Husky Alien]

Back to back losses
To Huskies no bulldog here
West coast win UConn

 

[RedDog]

While Huskies are there,
maybe stop by Amazon.
I'm missing a box.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Gotta get outside
Even with later sunset
Dark is coming soon

Here's my placeholder
I'll count syllables later
Chase mild weather now

 

[Yardigan]

Game is on too late
Probably hitting the hay
not knowing their fate.

 

[jayteeman]

Champs are in town
After trashing these has beens,
Mark and make it smell

 

[TheChamps990411]

5
7
5

 

[Doctor Hoop]

I forgot a word!
Hope this doesn't nix mojo
Corrected below:

"When Huskies go west
It is certain wins follow
Here we go again

Timme is now gone
Seven years of college down
The drain, right Bluto?"