Georgetown Haiku

[jayteeman]

Whos paranoid now?
Hoyas....come out and play-yay
Bulldog lost its way

 

[BGesus4]

Threadbare underwear
Will continue for some time
Both teams streaks go on

 

[TheChamps990411]

Big favorites today
Keep eyes focused on the prize
Good things will happen

Georgetown guards beware
Our back court is slicker than
Snot on a hand rail

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

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Elissa Slater
Spitting out her bev-er-age
Meme of approval

Haiku fact-check sez
It's not Jennifer Lawrence
Yes, I looked it up

Post-Akok's transfer
Pronunciation is a
Less touchy subject

 

[August_West]

Adama sweats like
Patrick on the free throw line
Bad night for mop boy

 

[JakeTheDog]

Patrick Ewing is
Not a good basketball coach.
Get Boubacar Aw?

 

[WeAreUCONN]

The Hoyas are going down.
UConn not messing around.
Akok Akok
Give me a break.
His defense will be weak
Their outlook is bleak.
UConn gonna pound
Georgetown into the ground.
Stomp stomp stomp

 

[DALTX]

Akok is on the
wrong side of haiku mojo
Alex 11