Georgetown game day Haiku

[Ewekon]

On to Hoya Land
No J.T. senior coaching
Later much, Georgetown.

The great Lewinsky
Finds it hard to swallow a
Dogs loss in D C

She's a known dribbler
Who can take it to the hole
Jonathan shoots ... Scores!

The capitol is
Turning blue and white; but the
Hoyas just see red

 

[Husky Alien]

Huskies bare their teeth
Hoyas are no match today
Cooley will lose it

 

[Deepster]

LOL. Let’s just hope none of our fans get hit in the face with a Cooley water bottle!!!!

 

[Umami Zen]

Hot seat for Coach Ed
Throwin' bottles-Duck your head!
Huskies beat the spread.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Put Georgetown away
With blistering-hot shooting,
Suffocating D

Eight and Oh in the
Big East will put a firm grip
On season title

 

[RedStickHusky]

Hoya Suxa, no?
Big John T, gone and forgot;
Great history...Sad.

 

[Waquoit]

Only one haiku
Thread to start the day? First time
In weeks! Bad karma?

 

[Lafayette]

Fox broadcast couch locked
Go biblical on Georgetown
But not Abraham

Villanova is
hosting St. Johns today too
We win two loses

 

[Son of Robert]

GTown going down
boys in blue hitting their stride
give us the crown now

 

[Dove]

Happy for noon game.
Sofa shopping, then a sup.
Let's drink Hoya tears.

 

[TheShot1990]

So tired of close games.
What’s a Hoya anyway?
Time for shellacking

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Remember a guy
Whose avatar had Cooley
and Testiculo?

Sad tale of decline,
defiance, denial, and
delusion. Derp, derp.

 

[DALTX]

Come on you Huskies
Peel petals off the Hoyas
Outbark in D.C.

 

[Deepster]

 

[storrsroars]

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Seems my superpower is limited to only ensuring UConn doesn't cover the spread. 0-3 since I stopped doing haikus.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Seems my superpower is limited to only ensuring UConn doesn't cover the spread. 0-3 since I stopped doing haikus.

Not Superpower
But rather evidence of
Inadequacy

I might suggest that
Resuming Haiku will help
Our Huskies cover

Although we have had
Wins in these games, larger
Margins are preferred