Gameday Haiku - Miss Valley St

[Jorgensen]

Mississippi State
But,”Valley” iteration
Get popcorn ready

 

[Dove]

I love cupcakes, man.
Gimme that butter cream stuff!!
Stuff? Yeah, go Samson!!

 

[Viet Vet]

Mississippi Valley State.....................................................y a w n

 

[Vancat]

Cling Kong's thorn in paw
Pulled out by awesome freshmen
Dunks rain down like bombs

 

[Hey Adrien!]

This part of our slate
is a Valley of cupcakes.
Tune-ups, if you will.

 

[storrsroars]

Mississippi: Worst
In education, income,
And now in KenPom

 

[JSB60]

We are going to beat
Mississippi Valley State
By a lot of points

 

[Waquoit]

Never heard of school
At all. Welcome to Hartford
We're glad you are here.

 

[OpieT]

Pressed Po’ Boy Treat
Distant Moan of Delta Blues
Jack Rabbit Dancing.

 

[Son of Robert]

Long way to travel
get your ass beat by the "Champs"
hope you learn something

 

[drayenob]

Delta Devils is
Your credit score high enough
to play at XL?

 

[QuickDraw]

facilitating
executability
victoriously

 

[Malamute]

Boneyard don’t get hurt
Writing a Haiku this game
Bigger games await

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Never heard of school
At all. Welcome to Hartford
We're glad you are here.

Oh you should study
The great Jerry Rice is a
Very famous grad

 

[Waquoit]

Oh you should study
The great Jerry Rice is a
Very famous grad

I think I vaguely
Remember! Fact lost to make
Room for new info

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Won't have to sell our
souls to the (Delta) Devils
to win tonight's game

 

[Kitaman]

Why can't my wife
make those conflicting plans
when we play Miss. St.

 

[DALTX]

11/14/
23 -- last three titles
And it's today's date

 

[dennismenace]

To the shore of the Connecticut
From the Big Muddy they came
A Nutmeg pasting to remember

 

[HooperScooper]

To the shore of the Connecticut
From the Big Muddy they came
A Nutmeg pasting to remember

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

Who-oo-oo-oo cares?
Who-oo-oo-oo-really cares?
This team is awful.

 

[Viet Vet]

Mississippi Valley State.....................................................y a w n

To clarify. I was not yawning at the school, but the competition. The GAME will be a yawner.

 

[xclamations]

Good guys back on soon
Rice aint coming through that door
Indiana next

 

[Dove]

Spencer for hire.
Needs more money tonight, yo.
Calcaterra smiles.