Game Day Providential Haiku Thread

[Dove]

Time to buy a hat.
A sweet UConn one for luck!!
To throw when we win!!

A packed HCC!!
Live on national TV!!!
Our Huskies mush on!!!

 

[jayteeman]

Friars pray all day
Hitting heads with books for wins
Dogs say hurts to lose

 

[Umami Zen]

Circus comes to town
AD Dave-Not anyone's clown
Friars-Goin' down

 

[mrl2016]

Absent from Hartford
Watching from a land afar
Dogs win big today

 

[Hey Adrien!]

They are called Friars
but can't cook delicious food?
A homophone fail.

 

[elmcityboy]

thank you corona
for not cancelling this game
gotta watch my dogs

 

[Brochacho]

Friars are ugly
Hurley can stuff my stocking
Big Red all day please

 

[XLCenterFan]

PC does not know
what they are walking into
will be a madhouse

 

[Waquoit]

PC at XL
Make 'em spend extra forty
Minutes on the bus

 

[storrsroars]

The five to seven
Game time overlaps dinner
Hope I don't need Tums.

 

[wheelerdog]

Been such a long time
Last year was just a prelude
Today we return

 

[hansonel-amin]

Sold out crowd today
Big party on Pratt before
A most raucous house

 

[Husky Alien]

Fans will be a buzz
Bleed blue Friars beware five
Sold out crowd be loud

 

[Chosen]

Real play starts today
Tyrese should be back this game
Let's get a win team

 

[JakeTheDog]

Nate Watson is good
But it ain't like he is the
Son of God Shammgod

 

[HuskyHawk]

Spider-Man first up
Then UConn defrocks the Friars
Pats trample the Colts

 

[8893]

Nate Watson is good
But it ain't like he is the
Son of God Shammgod

Elementary
Dear Watson; double him up
Ham, atheism

 

[Hey Adrien!]

I have this weird hunch
that Springs will have more minutes
than Samson Johnson.

Also, Whaley will
use his athleticism
for buckets inside.

 

[DALTX]

Not easy peasy
PC at the HCC
Huskies Can Conquer

 

[Kolumbo]

Good news bad news days
UCONN Hartford Big East ball
What else could we want!

Tickets to the game!
We were going but we chose
To avoid the crowd

It's all good for us
Home crowd, Prime Time, Ranked Huskies
We want a Big Win!

 

[Austin316]

Today marks the day
For our fandom to realize
We are back baby

 

[ClifSpliffy]

us versus them. the
longest rivalry in big
east history. noice.

two nine to two one,
in two eight. we cooked them cuz
we're frequent fryers.

kfc stands for
another Konn Fried College,
whomped and chomped. tasty.

ball of confoosion
at league top. we know we're best.
let us stomp them all.

 

[UCLJ0211]

All lathered up and
Ready to watch the Huskies
Wash the Friars down

 

[Umami Zen]

All part of the grind
More rebounds we need to find
Richie springs to mind

 

[HungryHuskies]

UConn back baby
Is Rhode Island an island?
Akok be cooking

 

[mussels]

Tough game with Friars
but fans provide strong tailwind
to push Huskies home

 

[QuickDraw]

trouble finding thread
the weird title threw me off
felt like bad mojo

glad to see haiku
made me weary for this game
must be providence

beat the friars
to keep pace in the big race
GO UCONN HUSKIES

 

[mussels]

QuickDraw not much time
must edit third verse first line
for Husky mojo

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Only time to post
Will count syllables later
Hope all are correct

Those correct get Likes
Those 'off' get haiku comments
On errors to fix

Most cannot be fixed
Editing time soon runs out
So please check your work

As to Providence
Send unhappy Friars home
Uber if needed

 

[Doctor Hoop]

The Big East schedule
Kicks off. Victory over
the Friars assured.

Huskies will lock down
On D and fill the basket
from inside and out.