Game Day Limerick - Georgetown

[Vancat]

The question is "what is a Hoya?"
We have two guys tall as Sequoia
Even though there's Akok
that Georgetown undertook
No doubt we're a Hoya Destroya!

 

[Umami Zen]

There once was a coach named John
Manipulated the refs like a pawn
Hated to lose to Jim
Margins to win were slim
Hoyas praying they could be UConn.

 

[QDOG5]

There are lads that are from Nantucket
Who love UConn for how they fill the bucket
In come the Hoyas of Ewing
The Huskies will do all the chewing
Win thirteen under their belt they will tuck it.

 

[Kolumbo]

This conference was dog fights, trash talking and thumping
UCONN rose to the top beating and bumping
Our fun was briefly derailed
While the C-7 bailed
Now the Huskies are back jumping and humping

 

[my2cents]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Georgetown Hoyas,
play like dog poo.

 

[elmcityboy]

the hoyas were once a great team
now, playing georgetown feels mean
from ewing and mourning
to snoozing and snoring
huskies win this in their sleep

 

[dogpause]

I got nothing, but I do want to thank the OP, Vancat, for starting this. Gotta feeling it will be a regular feature on gameday.

 

[dennismenace]

There once was a team named Georgetown
Who often wore the Big East Crown
That stinking mutt "Jack"
Will be taken to the rack
By Jonathon as he makes him a clown.

 

[TheChamps990411]

This is my first limerick
Cut me some slack by a little bit
Might not be very good
Uconns got the goods
The Hoyas are getting bit.

 

[Mister P]

Georgetown has some bigs down in DC
While UConn counters with Sanogo and our own DC
Ewing’s tenure is demising
While Hurley’s is rising
I’m just trying to keep this limerick PC

 

[QDOG5]

There are no content police on the Limerick thread as opposed to those Nazis on the Haiku thread. General format is lines 1, 2, and 5 are are of similar length, and rhyme with each other. Lines 3, 4 are shorter and rhyme with each other. It's for fun and all positive mojo.

 

[Rocktheworld]

I’m sorry, I love haiku, but this has to be the new way

 

[Get a Job]

From Britannica: "It consists of five lines, rhyming aabba, and the dominant metre is anapestic, with two metrical feet in the third and fourth lines and three feet in the others."

Any deviation from these guidelines may negatively affect the mojo. Do so at your own peril.