Game Day Limerick - Florida

[OkaForPrez]

I was was in love with a Gator
Had fun but I never did date her.
She blocked my advances
like Wilbekin's chances
of being a championship player.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Well that was a good limerick spoiled.
All of my best laid plans foiled.
Where I wrote "was" above
should have said "once in love"
Unfortunate for I long toiled.

 

[businesslawyer]

I thought limerick's were supposed to be dirty? And I was wondering how you were going to make Gainsville rhyme with Nantucket.

 

[BGesus4]

There once was a coach named Danny
Who’s undies were pondered by many
Though none wanted to peek
We all prayed for a streak
That would last way past January

 

[Vancat]

When speaking of sage or of shorts
One rarely is talking of sports
But this is our Danny
Let's hope that his fanny
leaves no streaks on his butt supports

 

[elmcityboy]

have you ever tried eating a gator?
i've heard that they're good with potater
you can grill them up nice
or stir fry them with rice
the huskies are having some later

 

[Kolumbo]

I once said see you in a while
to a Floridian crocodile
as for the alligator
it would be sooner rather than later
that he'd be sent packing back to the Nile *

 

[QDOG5]

There once was a gent named Sanogo
who is from Mali not Togo
He went down to F L A
To show the gators how to play
let's hope his coach doesn't go commando

 

[August_West]

OkaForPrez really likes Sanogo
But his Haiku chops are so weak he needs a Dojo
He's screwing with things
That might keep us from rings
Lets hope he hasn't messed with the mojo

 

[Jorgensen]

Game day mojo limericks are fun
Our guys will go score a ton
So let’s beat up the gators
And shut up the haters
As we push forth for number 1

 

[Umami Zen]

From Cali comes the Dude-Joey C
Find out..He's pretty good from Three
He does what it takes
Never puts on the brakes
Later Gator- Nuther Quad 1 Victory!

 

[HuskyHawk]

A husky from Storrs ate some Gator
Had game that was oh so much greater
He'd bask in the sun
And dunk on the run
Making Florida tears so much sweeter

 

[ClifSpliffy]

some recent new york post mets threads
show that an August West named poster has left his bed
he rants at their plans
offending those mets fans
and makes me wonder, what the heck happened to you, man?

 

[QDOG5]

There once was a man who ate gator
He'd catch two and save one for later
A friend once did ask
how do you complete such a task
To which the man did reply I'm a master baiter

 

[storrsroars]

Down in Gainesville the babes all show cleavage
They'll get turned by AJax so freakish
While the girls may be wild
And the crowd may get riled
We're concerned about Dan's anal leakage