Game Day Haiku

[Hans Sprungfeld]

We got game today
No Beakum haiku hijack
Or rock chalk whatnot

 

[huskyharry]

True we are doomed
But fight hard, play smart we must
No second chance tries

 

[Eskapeesto]

Where do Jayhawks fly?
Not past our Rodney Purvis
Ca$h talks, Bill Self walks

 

[RedDog]

Today in Des Moines
Jayhawks run comes to an end
March is UConn's month

 

[Marty Jackson]

U - C - O - N - N
Champions are made in March
Uconn trumps Kansas

 

[Migs]

Have you got some two-syllable version of "doomed" going on?

Even correction
Haiku must follow format
Jayhawks get wings clipped

 

[KeepWinning]

Let Rolling Rock flow
Into the mouths of all fans
So we win this game

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Even correction
Haiku must follow format
Jayhawks get wings clipped

Total agreement
And most appreciated
We win as a team

 

[RichZ]

Kansas has Jayhawks
We don't, we have huskies
Huskies are better

 

[storrsroars]

Around nine PM
It will be clear Kansas is
Just Dust In The Wind

So Carry On My
Wayward Sons into the Sweet
Sixteen next weekend.

 

[8893]

Rock, chalk, Turhawken
Huskies ketchup, Trump Kansas
Really, really great

 

[David 76]

UConn Tornado
devastates Kansas landscape
second round limit

 

[David 76]

Shut up and eat your
second round mojo exit
owe it to your Self

 

[beakumhawks]

UCONN fams can't count
Too many busted Haikus
Kansas wins big

Yes, I am aware
The last line was not five
Did it on purpose

Same with the last one
Did you really think
I would add to your mojo?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Accept who they aren't
Appreciate who they are
Love these Huskies now

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

UCONN fams can't count
Too many busted Haikus
Kansas wins big

Yes, I am aware
The last line was not five
Did it on purpose

Same with the last one
Did you really think
I would add to your mojo?

You already have
You just couldn't help yourself
Thanks for the mojo

 

[boba]

Have you ever been
to a volcano when it's
erupting MOJO

 

[boba]

January then
February follows but
March is UConn time

 

[August_West]

January then
February follows but
March is UConn time

January then
February, UConn, April
L.O.L Kans-ASS

 

[8893]

January then
February, UConn, April
L.O.L Kans-ASS

For August West:
Shut up and eat the Mojo
sandwich, you commie!

 

[boba]

January then
February, UConn, April
L.O.L Kans-ASS

Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!

 

[8893]

Boba, please, all posts
In the Game Day Haiku thread
Must be in haiku

 

[geohusky]

The clock ticks tonight
Uncle Anthony has tears
Huskies Sweet Sixteen

 

[UCweCONN]

Will follow game chat
as UCONN takes down team with
a fake- mascot

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

January then
February, UConn, April
L.O.L Kans-ASS

That's not haiku form
Shut up, and smoke your turkey,
Add ketchup & eat

 

[junglehusky]

It's five, seven five
Mojo haiku requires
proper syllables!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

It's five, seven five
Mojo haiku requires
proper syllables!

COUNT before posting
Ev'ry syllable matters
Take no chances, guys

 

[junglehusky]

First, Duke versus Yale
not even a joke to say
J. Crew on campus

But Connecticut
is UConn country, Huskies
ready for Jayhawks

Heinz turkey sandwich
Charlie V still has no pubes
Mojo on our side.

 

[Dove]

Our Huskies March on
with a win over Kansas.
Simply what we do.