Game Day Haiku

[8893]

Huskies rock Izord
Omar comin'; threes, pigs fly
Nate James cries--again

 

[August_West]

Izord near Mordor?
Dook favored by eleven?
clearly Mount Doom-ed

 

[CAHUSKY]

Coach k looks like rat
Charlie V still has no pubes
Huskies win.....again

 

[August_West]

Coach k looks like rat
Charlie V still has no pubes
Huskies win.....again

hard to believe that
literary masterpiece
is a decade old

 

[KingOPancakes]

Brimah better show
And boat and Purv and New Rip
Please please please beat dook.

 

[Migs]

No more floorslappers
dook's gone cal recruiting route
Doomed against souless

 

[RichZ]

hard to believe that
literary masterpiece
is a decade old

Many plaudits, sir
for maintaining haiku form
In OT reply

 

[OkaForPrez]

D ham has huge eggs
Hitting 3's from the spot where
Tate could not hold on

 

[DavidK]

Let's set the record
Our Okafor was better
Ask JJ Redick

 

[suzyq]

hard to believe that
literary masterpiece
is a decade old

Harder to believe
I giggle still when reading
Decade long gone past

 

[Doginaus]

Game ten of series.
Time to even up the score.
Huskies by seven.

 

[Deleted member 3149]

Overrated Duke
Versus the Hungry Huskies
Step back. Boatright. Splash.

 

[CAHUSKY]

Harder to believe
I giggle still when reading
Decade long gone past

Glad it still brings joy
after all these many years
CV still pubeless

 

[RichZ]

Husky power will
bring K's kid to tears again
just like ninety-nine


This is the finest
gameday haiku thread ever
let's keep it perfect!

 

[junglehusky]

Glad it still brings joy
after all these many years
CV still pubeless

Perhaps not for long
Science may have found a cure
bone marrow drug called

Ruxolitinib
regrew hair in five months so
Charlie may get pubes

Sorry Krzyzewski
there isn't going to be
cure for ugliness

 

[August_West]

thread is harkening
back to the good old glory days
of the boneyard past

 

[CAHUSKY]

Perhaps not for long
Science may have found a cure
bone marrow drug called

Ruxolitinib
regrew hair in five months so
Charlie may get pubes

Sorry Krzyzewski
there isn't going to be
cure for ugliness

That would really screw
the future Haiku mojo
CV pubes bad news

 

[8893]

Rip, Khalid, 'Mek, Rash
Sellers' elbow, Laettner's head
All help fort the ead

Ghosts of Huskies past
Helping guide Huskies present
Lift Huskies' future

Boat lassos the moon
Yes, It's a Wonderful Life
Being a Husky

 

[CAHUSKY]

Nate James says that Duke
Would beat UCONN 9 of 10
He can blow my 6

Ratface getting old
Beating Dukies never will
Burn Krzyzewskiville

 

[JakeTheDog]

Seventy Seven
Seventy Four, Seventy
Nine Seventy Eight

 

[Rico444]

Jahlil Okafor
Brimah will make him look like
Plumlee number four

 

[UConn17]

Go Connecticut
Duke can go have it's head elbowed
Into the hardwood