Game Day Haiku.

[intlzncster]

Massive Balls we have
Florida's are small. UCONN
Drapes them on Young's head.

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Won't sleep much tonight

Fired up about our Huskies

Win, advance UCONN!

 

[dsturdy5]

Husky balls hang low
Do gators even have balls?
El Senhor says "NO!"

 

[GlastonTim]

UConn is destined
To beat the mighty Gators
Finals here we come

 

[stephen Henry]

It does not matter
Lose or win, just to play,
with all ten toes in

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Experts pick UF
Many Escalators Used
They are all Cowards

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Please fix your Haikus
The mojo must be maintained
>OOPS< WE ARE SO DOOMED!!!!!!!!!

Added in an Oops
to Scot-e's Huskies' Hai Ku
Big Testiculos

 

[OkaForPrez]

Sacreds have been drunk.
The mojo fires are stoked.
Now let there be light.

 

[david]

Greg Doyle is so right
he deserves a pulitzer
doomed I tell you, DOOOOMED

 

[GetRatchet]

Bout to get ratchet
Gonna get buck duck**** wild
Bout to get ratchet

 

[David 76]

Patric Young is huge.
Like Marvin Gay on steroids
We will win the day

 

[David 76]

Florida just droops
Like a penis in the sea
Without Viagra

 

[OviedoFLHusky]

No respect for us.
Do we care? We look doomed, but
We have Senhor T!

Bazz rules from the line.
Giffey shoots 3's from Berlin.
TSam takes no crap.

A hard war is fought.
UConn Band of Brothers wins.
Gator Nation cries.

 

[storrsroars]

All I know is that
Gators make good shoes and belts
And taste like chicken

 

[August_West]

Bout to get ratchet Gonna get buck f* wild Bout to get ratchet

Now I understand
Why duke admissions office
Passed up on your ass

 

[zls44]

Nobody believes
In Shabazzketball
Except mojo g-ds

 

[zls44]

Nobody believes
In us- except for
Sacreds and the wings

 

[J-dog]

So tonight I am
gonna party like it is
1999

 

[NHUConnfan]

Last second jumper
Shabazz breaks all the ankles
Suck it Wilbekin

 

[J187Money]

Like Mayor Hoiberg
Wilbekin and Donovan
Eat Testiculos

 

[junglehusky]

Big surprise, Sir Charles
did the Gator chomp. Mojo.
We're totally DOOOOOOOOOOMED.

 

[Migs]

Kenny Smith knows ball
Charles Barkley knows BJs
Huskies all the way