Game Day Haiku.

[Scot-e]

We rule the Garden.
Home again-it feels so good.
We are so DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Penfield]

Seeds have been planted
Tonight we reap what we sow
A garden party

 

[August_West]

Charlie V no pubes
Senhor testiculo, tons
Iowa, no balls

 

[OkaForPrez]

Kane picks up 2 fouls
before under 12 time out.
Huskies pull away.

 

[OkaForPrez]

Heart of a Lion.
The pull up will be falling.
It's a Broadway "Show."

 

[Skiblets]

Last time was WINNING
This Senhor Testiculo
WINNING balls mojo!

 

[CTBasketball]

Such team, such city. Wow,
Much offense, much defense. Wow,
So scare, much scare. Wow.

 

[intlzncster]

Charlie V no pubes
Senhor testiculo, tons
Iowa, no balls

Sometimes Haiku is
Special. Senhor approves of
this glorious ode.

 

[intlzncster]

Oh Senhor how we
love you so. Help us teabag
Iowa State U.

 

[Migs]

New Sheriff in town
Mayor Fred best be leaving
Two balls blazing fire

 

[TheRogers]

Huskies take the floor
Cyclones will witness first hand
TESTICLES and HEART!!!!

 

[hungry husky]

Kevin Ollie Wins
All Cyclones Fans Can Suck It
Kevin Ollie Wins

 

[Migs]

(William Shea's haiku)

Got my smartphones, check
Pregame 50 mile run, check
Brackets busted, check

 

[Dove]

In the Empire State
Oliver's Army marches
The Mayor bows down

 

[MilliniumPrince]

Bright Lights Big City
Champions Come Home to Rule
UCONN State of Mind

 

[CTMike]

Senhor's testicles
Hang low like a guillotine
Over the Cyclones

 

[Minicoop69]

Amida Brimah
Balls gettin' sent into the
10th row of stands

 

[jfuchs91]

Perfect storm brewing,
Tournament at The Garden,
Huskies OWN the house.

Mascot and forward,
Broken arm and broken foot.
Cyclones' spirits next.

Blue Blood résumé,
Three Titles in 15 years,
Four is on the way!

 

[MilliniumPrince]

E S P N Blows
No way Champs are mid major
Truth proven on Court

 

[Rico444]

5 players on court
Together they're 10 balls in
Mojo on the rise

 

[NotADimeBack]

5 players on court
Together they're 10 balls in
Mojo on the rise

lmao

 

[Bezzz]

Garden of Eden
For our well endowed Huskies
Kane is not Able

 

[storrsroars]

Women love Hoiberg
He's cute but he doesn't have
Kevin Ollie's balls.