game day haiku?

[Letsgohuskies11]

where is haiku thread?
its surely missing today
uconn beat bearcats

 

[elmcityboy]

one final cupcake
don't spoil your dinner! turkey
in the bahamas

 

[Jorgensen]

Binghamton, New York
Would not recommend going
Dark, rainy, gloomy

 

[wheelerdog]

Castle in the fold
Back to live action today
Atlantis is next

 

[mussels]

One final tune up
then the machine is ready
to win Atlantis

 

[Son of Robert]

Noon on Saturday
I know just where I will be
XL Center romp

 

[storrsroars]

Just like in McHale's
Navy, the fool in this show
Is named Binghamton.

 

[8893]

where is haiku thread?
its surely missing today
uconn beat bearcats

Anyone can start
Either haiku thread, or game
That is the beauty

 

[Kolumbo]

If you knew SUNY
Like I know SUNY, Oh, Oh,
Oh what a girrr-irrrl.

What an awesome crew!
Athletes, in fall they can wear
Helmets, white or blue!

 

[t8per]

Didn't know where else to put this, but I cant go to the game last minute. If anyone wants 2 free tickets section 219 row A shoot me a message!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Tony Kornheiser
went to SUNY Binghamton
but no pro ballers.

But I appreciate
they have a guard form Iceland:
Hakon Hjalmarsson.

 

[UKemba15]

Didn't know where else to put this, but I cant go to the game last minute. If anyone wants 2 free tickets section 219 row A shoot me a message!

Very kind of you.
But for the love of mojo,
Please post in new thread!

 

[QuickDraw]

Binghamton oh no
Uconn puts boots on their necks
no regrets wins big

 

[mussels]

Yo - Hey Adrian
Second verse line number 1
needs to be fixed quick

 

[Dove]

Raking leaves will stop.
Time for Kraft Mac and cheese, man.
And beer for Huskies.

 

[jayteeman]

Make it a track race
Expose them of their real name
Send home as Barecats

 

[HuskyHawk]

Sitting in a room
Night Court my only companion
Missing game again

 

[Husky Alien]

Cupcakes are done now
Battle for Atlantis next
we see where we are

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Sitting in a room
Night Court my only companion
Missing game again

I hope you're okay
Was your counting affected?
Line 2 has extra

Didn't know where else to put this, but I cant go to the game last minute. If anyone wants 2 free tickets section 219 row A shoot me a message!

Very kind of you.
But for the love of mojo,
Please post in new thread!

Got extra tickets?
Let us know in haiku verse
Example below:

Things changed last minute
Who would like 2 free tickets?
Shoot me a message

But I appreciate
they have a guard form Iceland:
Hakon Hjalmarsson.

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