Game Day Haiku

[Dove]

Red Storm on doppler
Can't find shelter in this half.
Huskies need mettle.

 

[Dove]

F me F me now
Losing to the Johnnie's now.
Cole in the stocking.

 

[storrsroars]

Today even coach
Morris Buttermaker could
Have beaten UConn

 

[8893]

Champagnie fizzled
But Posh Alexander popped
So disappointing

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Second half haiku
This win will come from defense
And make the free throws

After game haiku
That loss featured bad defense
And unmade free thows