GAME DAY HAIKU UConn vs USC

[Son of Robert]

USC Baby!
awesome early season game
in my happy place

 

[8893]

As the saying goes
Beware Trojans in bubbles
Or something like that

 

[Vancat]

Fanless Bubbleville
If only our cutouts were
there to cheer them on

 

[storrsroars]

I was confused on
How the Greeks took Troy because
I heard "Trojan whores".

 

[Vancat]

We'd like to see the
cauldron of ferocity
please, UConn Huskies!

 

[Hey Adrien!]

They might be Trojans
But we need to wear Magnums
in basketball terms.

 

[August_West]

O.J. simpson school
Bouk cuts through defenses like....
Ah, I cant say it...........

 

[RichZ]

Trojans? Oh, to be
twelve and make infantile jokes
about their nickname

 

[QuickDraw]

we will be sharper
defense will be much tighter
message will be sent

 

[mbt0512]

The Mobley brothers
Aren’t bad but no one smothers
James Bouknight our lad

 

[UCLJ0211]

Now comes the fun part
To show what we are made of
Against the big boys

 

[ClifSpliffy]

early season 'koos,
like the boys, shakin' off rust.
hard question, which 'za?

'roni or sausage?
thick or thin? new season, sooooo,
'ship dreams with 'za, nice!

pie guy, up your game!
bouk and gaff will, you should too.
we expect the best.

 

[Jimdish255]

 

[8893]

This is not haiku
Please remove from haiku thread
Mojo fort the ead

 

[wheelerdog]

P5 opponent
Our frontcourt will be tested
Is it seven yet?

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

If you can't Delete
Edit to what is quoted
At that point, Save it . . .

"UConn-USC
ESPN at 7
(Now it's a haiku)"

 

[UKemba15]

“Immaturity”
Was the word after last game.
This time? “Ferocious.”

Taking the Trojans
Into UConn custody:
Throw the Bouk at them!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Cheerleaders are what
USC is all about
Certainly not hoops.

 

[OkaForPrez]

One game a no go.
At least we get USC.
Here comes Sanogo.

 

[RichZ]

counting the minutes
and hours until tipoff time
can't come soon enough

 

[Vancat]

Big guys! We have them!
Gone are the skinny kid teams!
Thank you, Dan Hurley.

 

[Waterbury]

young evan mobley
will be taken after james
in the lottery

 

[Waquoit]

I've no idea
what to expect, line says close.
We prevail, I hope

 

[Rico444]

I'm watching this game
On my new TCL 6
Series TV. Yeah!

 

[XLCenterFan]

What a test tonight!
Not a team to take lightly.
Big time games are here!

 

[Skiblets]

Opening a can
On U of Spoiled Children
Come get your whoopin’

 

[coachn]

Show the west coast what the Bouk and Gaff Show is all about.
Bouk and Gaff RULE.

 

[Get a Job]

Show the west coast what the Bouk and Gaff Show is all about.
Bouk and Gaff RULE.

lol my man
are you being obstinate?
Or do you not know?

 

[BoukofJames]

Tonight we battle
The Trojans of Southern Cal
Bouk’s their Achilles

 

[8893]

Show the west coast what the Bouk and Gaff Show is all about.
Bouk and Gaff RULE.

Coachn, "haiku" means
Three lines of five-seven-five
Syllables, that is

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