Game Day Haiku UConn vs Seton Hall

[Kolumbo]

50-50 balls
Need certainty & sure hands
Line one is iffy

I must take umbrage
you quote me not once but twice
or perhaps flattered

We are all artists
we take, at will, liberties
when in doubt, don't count

I say tomato
If we could play audio
you'd hear my mojo

 

[BlueandOG]

Willard to his team,
"Time to plunder the booty!"
Huskies sink their ship.

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

PS, I should add:
After more review, I think
Kibbe, Hoop are good

It's not that they're wrong
MY friends went to "cath-lic school"
and say 'The Orn-ges"

 

[8893]

It's not that they're wrong
But friends went to "cath-lic school"
and say 'The Orn-ges"

I don't disagree
But B. Joel sings "Cath-o-lic"
Dialect varies

 

[karstenkibbe]

It's not that they're wrong
But friends went to "cath-lic school"
and say 'The Orn-ges

I attended schools
That were Jewish not “Cath-lic”
I say “Or-in-jezz”

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

As for me, I try
But only call out those who
Try to torpedo

Also, the clueless
Who know not what they're doing
So they ain't trying

My last thought today:
Some AJax passes are like
Failed highlight reel stuff

Stuff to consider
Nothing worth fighting about
Team chemistry counts

Time to walk the dog
Sixty degrees in Loo-vul
Chance to clear my head.

 

[8893]

Also, the clueless
Who know not what they're doing
So they ain't trying

My last thought today:
Some AJax passes are like
Failed highlight reel stuff

Stuff to consider
Nothing worth fighting about
Team chemistry counts

Time to walk the dog
Sixty degrees in Loo-vul
Chance to clear my head.

Silverstone Clueless?
She knew what she was doing
So did Jane Austen

 

[Umami Zen]

Get ready to ball
Pedal to metal-No stall
Hall to fall y'all !

 

[Huskybass]

Seton Hall be like,
Achin' without Aiken now.
But, Pirates...they are.

Big post. Pure gold. Yes.
Dove got his groove on fo realz
Bro needs some respect.

 

[hansonel-amin]

I was there last time
Overtime loss in New Jersey
Payback game tonight

 

[8893]

@Huskybass please fix^
That's the type of sloppy play
That gives Hans the sadz

 

[TheChamps990411]

Not my best work but
I will do better next time
yeah, yeah go Huskies!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I was there last time
Overtime loss in New Jersey
Payback game tonight

Not so much the sadz
But if you change "New Jersey"
To "Jersey," you're good

It's for the mojo
I'm just here to stoke it, so
the Huskies can win

Could also use OT
instead of overtime, if
you like New Jersey

Editing window
Is frustratingly small in
The Boneyard; act fast

 

[QuickDraw]

don't be a trap game
no body sweeps us this year
beat the Hall to hell

 

[jayteeman]

Tonight dogs maul Hall
Make it a better call Saul
Mark them while they crawl

 

[Kolumbo]

Not so much the sadz
But if you change "New Jersey"
To "Jersey," you're good

It's for the mojo
I'm just here to stoke it, so
the Huskies can win

Could also use OT
instead of overtime, if
you like New Jersey

Editing window
Is frustratingly small in
The Boneyard; act fast

His palms are sweaty
he's nervous so in the 3rd
he went with OT

whole crowd goes so loud
everybody's joking now
6 instead of 5

4 and 3 and 2
and 1 and when I'm on the
mic the Huskies win

 

[Samoo]

Skipp'd last 2 losses
Huskies need to win tonight
Bring back the mojo

 

[DALTX]

eight thirty start is
counterintuitive to my
Homer Babbidge time

said one student as
he proceeded to get dumped
with cold husky beer

Hilarious, but
remove the 'my' in line two.
Hoops before Babbidge!

 

[TerryBoyz]

Humiliated

Like a school child in “time out”

Take a seton hall

 

[bendm]

Double-you-T-F
cbssn again?
flexible schedule!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

His palms are sweaty
he's nervous so in the 3rd
he went with OT

Coulda used OT
Done in by nerves and fatigue
Why can't folks just count?

"Didn't you miscount?"
"Yes, but it was a mistake"
"So were the others"

When more people count
It's like put back baskets made
After a missed shot

 

[Waquoit]

I will be shocked
If we don't win big tonight.
Onward and upward!

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Outright miscounting
Apostrophe without S
Odd-syllabled words

I can't give a Like
But others seem not to mind
Mojo affected?

The road's narrowing
So is the error margin
Little things matter

Play loose and have fun
But unforced errors can hurt
Coaches, players, fans

Game preparation
Chances to grow & close out
One game at a time

It's that time of year
Time to put it together
We all play our part

Connecticut's team
New York's and New England's too
Why not New Jersey's?

I’ve counted again
Five-seven-five is right on
No mojo destroyed

 

[8893]

I’ve counted again
Five-seven-five is right on
No mojo destroyed

He counts Catholic
As two syllables, not three
I‘m with you and Joel

 

[Dove]

Kadary must die.
That's it. That's the damned haiku.
Okay...on your way

 

[Ewekon]

I'm in Hall of shame
Missed haiku in time for game
Conn Seton nothing

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

He counts Catholic
As two syllables, not three
I‘m with you and Joel

Ambiguity:
MY haiku 'must to avoid'
(Not claiming "I'm right")

To the contrary
Your support of Dr Hoop
Affects the mojo

Some shots are iffy
And offensive rebounds help
Some get a good bounce

Care quotient rising
Looking out for each other
Focusing ourselves

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I’ve counted again
Five-seven-five is right on
No mojo destroyed

Steve Weber would say
"I'm a good 'cat-lic' father"
His shtick stuck wit me

I appreciate
Your attention to detail
Mojo undamaged

"Catholicism"
Mos def is five syllables
I write from "Loo-vul"

Others would argue
that Loyola Maryland
locates in "Bawlmer"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

Park City of yore,
saintly buildings on each block.
kids called them catlics.

orthodox were greeks.
prots, joos, muzzies, and hindies,
bhoodies, wickies, too.

lunchtime was most fun!
no one traded twinkies for
matza vindaloo.

pops sez public school
let out noon friday, catlic
kids had to see saints.

gramps sez public school
teachers whacked kids with rulers.
where did they learn that?

yet all the kids loved
turkey day and the fourth, best.
God bless 'Murica.