Game Day Haiku UConn vs Maine

[Son of Robert]

Confidence growing
Maine has no chance against us
Bears go home hungry

 

[8893]

Dinner is better
But Maine Lunch will have to do
Huskies have more hops

 

[ClifSpliffy]

water, spuds, lobstah?
that's maine. new mojo rising?
that's us! bye, yogi.

 

[Mano]

Let’s drain the Maine vein,
Predatory basketball
Energy vampires

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Cuz of World War 2
My dad started at UConn
Then to Orono

Ended up at Pitt
Earning BS and MD
Always a Husky

Field House season tix
Like Harry G, a Topper
But no Gampel games

Hartford season tix
Good teams brought bigger donors
Worse seats each year

Never saw NC
Only Khalid's first 10 games
What a long strange trip

"OK, Boomer," eh?
Strip out all the extra stuff:
Huskies beat Black Bears!

 

[Purple Stein]

Maine will be middle
Of the pack America
East. Hartford look out!

 

[RichZ]

Maine mascot should be
the lobsters. No one goes there
to feast on bear meat.

Opportunity
to let the freshmen and sophs
play major minutes

 

[XLCenterFan]

Putting up the tree
so can't make the game today.
Please cover twenty!

 

[UCLJ0211]

Huskies take down Bears
Gaffney coming out party
UConn all the way

 

[auror]

A storm is coming.
Beware at your own peril,
UConn's tempest grows.